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zRealcat - Biochemically engineered humanoid android with fully functioning 21st century social manipulation assigned by the classified cat ancient shapers lurking by the thin membrane of five dimensions, projecting their custom cat soul into the android to the locale designated Earth for the sole purpose of absorbing the flagrantly cherished entertainment notoriously celebrated as dubstep.
80 thousand bitches on my dick everyday get on my level do u even lift? im so buff i cant reach my ass to wipe i got bitches to do it for me. 900 million bitches on my facebook 60 girlfriends as my side bitches my main bitch is a 90 60 90 top model and winning athlete bitch can haul ass almost as good as me thats why you should just give up on life and shoot yourself bro
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I'll be there on the night the new WTC is opened for public. It will be my test to see if I can really survive a fall and land on my fours, in front of the Pacha Night Club. Shouldn't be a problem, being a CAT.
Smokin purp, kickin bitches to the side cus I'm ruthless Owning scrubz, causing stitches and they wake up downright toothless Giving fucks? fuck that bitch I'm careless Smokin purp, hol' up, see me without senses
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My PC specs:
(hope this helps to hack me u scrubz)
Processor: Intel Core i7-870 / 2.93 GHz Max Turbo Speed 3.6 GHz Mainboard: Intel H57 PCI Express 2.0 RAM: 8 GB DDR3 SDRAM Storage: 1 TB Hard Disk Drive Graphics: EVGA GTX 560 SE Sound: ASUS Xonar DG Power Supply: 600W Modular OS: Windows 8 x64-bit
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[Greentext Mode: Activated] >zRealcat >pays over $400 for tons of games for steam account >plays freemium non-steam MechWarrior: Online whole time
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In all of my seriousness, I'm very fond of things that are artistic, detailed, positively spiritual, and easily comprehensible, though my sense of humor is rather crude.
...but other times, I just don't really give a fuck, even for life itself. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ zTyrannosaurus is my pet. and btw, meow!
I love this game; heavy gore always fascinates me since a while back after my mind just collapsed into all sorts of fantastically tainted thoughts, and here I can grasp that visually in several ways; one being able to slash apart many soldiers who are frightened by me with my demonic tentacles, then proceed with ripping their hearts out for consumption.
The music heard in this game fits my taste as well. One song, although seemingly unfitting for this entire composition, managed to seal the entire experience for me perfectly.
If this was a review, it would be extremely biased. Things in this game really mean abundantly to me: certain phrases uttered by idle grunts imply that life is meaningless, without any sort of purpose; a philosophical mindfuck that poisens my thought patterns everyday. A mental hospital within this story, one of my greatest fears, changed my view of it around a few iotas. That lost romance that I sickly relive in my mind; Death was the cause of its end.
It's a quick console port, meaning, if your PC is a beast like mine, its full force will be leashed to 30 frames per second, and the menu never met the mouse.
Still, I bought it anyway, because I loved it on my Xbox 360. (which btw went 360 out my window the other day. PC master race hurr hurr) The story is easy to pick up on, and it's great. You got Darth Vader telling you what to do in sensational cinematics, and you go wreck havoc. Then things go crazy, and you'd see why.
What I liked also were the occasional puzzles that you could optionally do to collect the holocrons, which grant you all kinds of rewards. There are only few of those types, but this isn't a big puzzle game anyway. Mostly they're just hidden.
So yea, don't buy for PC unless it's on a 75%+ sale, and if you especially like the era between the 3rd and 4th movie (after Darth Vader becomes the emperor's dragon but before the first Death Star is fully built), and can get past the 30 fps... which uh, you can't. lol
