Recent reviews by Mega

Art and sound are tip top. Content is bare and repetitive. Updates are monkey paws. Season 2 has been better than season 0 and 1, but not good enough to recommend my friends spend their money. They're running this like Destiny 2's live service, so just wait until it's free. The $25 cosmetics are already here and expansions are coming so it's only a matter of time until it's FTP.

What's a vtuber?

Best bullet hell rogue-like whateverthesearecalled game I've played yet. The progression is flawlessly fluid which is where I felt like Vampire Survivors struggled. I never had a run that felt like a waste of time or a failure in this game, even if I didn't get the boss. Can't wait to see more content as it exits Early Access. You can't do better for the price.

Big brain Yakuza.

Took me 6 hours to find the 3rd branch.

Came for the patch notes, stayed for the gameplay.

Watered-down PG-13 version of an amazing franchise with Sony's cookie-cutter emo plot that they force into all their games now. Hope they put the real ones up here. Rather play 1 - 3 again.

Moist cookies.
-Grandma

What are we even doing here? Too many ins and outs, and none of them seem to lead to any humor that NGU Idle was known for.

Valve should force this into Early Access if they choose to allow CDPR to continue selling it on their store. It's wildly misleading to sell it as a finished product.

3/29 edit - "Major" patch 1.2 is out. Nothing has changed. There are fundamental problems that CDPR does not seem to want to address. Check back next year, maybe then it'll be ready for release.