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John   California, United States
 
 
Clean Hands, Mostly Flesh and Steel, Ghost, and many more, all achieved in one playthrough of Dishonored. Well, now I have Clean Hands, Ghost, Flesh and Steel, and many more, all achieved in my first playthrough of Dishonored 2.
Achievement Showcase
1,496
Achievements
34%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Achievement Showcase
1,496
Achievements
34%
Avg. Game Completion Rate

Recent Activity

93 hrs on record
last played on Feb 21
244 hrs on record
last played on Jan 30
243 hrs on record
last played on Jan 26
The Ducc Nov 30, 2017 @ 5:03pm 
Why 🤔🤔 would 🍆🍆any1️⃣ waste 🗑🗑 perfectly good 👼👼 salt 🤙🤙 on 👇👇their food 🍌🍌🍒🍒🍯🍯🍐🍐 when ⏳⏳ you 👈👈 can just 👌👌 nut 🥜🥜🍆🍆💦💦💦 all over it 😎😎😎👌👌👌 plenty 🤗🤗 of 😳😳 salt 🤓🤓there 👉👉 my dudes 😎😎👊👊🍌🍌👌👌
Massive Testicles May 31, 2017 @ 4:26pm 
Why 🤔🤔 would 🍆🍆any1️⃣ waste 🗑🗑 perfectly good 👼👼 salt 🤙🤙 on 👇👇their food 🍌🍌🍒🍒🍯🍯🍐🍐 when ⏳⏳ you 👈👈 can just 👌👌 nut 🥜🥜🍆🍆💦💦💦 all over it 😎😎😎👌👌👌 plenty 🤗🤗 of 😳😳 salt 🤓🤓there 👉👉 my dudes 😎😎👊👊🍌🍌👌👌
Massive Testicles May 31, 2017 @ 4:22pm 
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Massive Testicles May 31, 2017 @ 4:22pm 
🤤Cummies🤤in the 🔼front🔼 and 😩cummies😩in the🍩back🍩💦cummies💦come from 👴daddy's👴 🐷fat🐷nut 🥜sack🥜take a little 👅taste👅don't let it go to ❌waste❌ I 😲squeak😲 and I 😫moan😫and 😭scream😭 in 😱despair😱daddy ✊️pulls✊️me inside by the roots of my 👱‍♀️hair👱‍♀️ he slaps✋me in the😭face 😱and✋slaps✋a little more open your👄mouth👅you✋slap💖loving😩whore🤤
Massive Testicles May 31, 2017 @ 4:20pm 
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%.
Massive Testicles May 31, 2017 @ 4:19pm 
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