I'm sorry, but I'm not very talkative. Feel free to add anyways, though!
Akane: You are now manually aware of the shocking realization that this tunnel, without the tracks, resembles the crossection of a penis's spongiform. ןnɐqǝuıu の-の: So gay that your train tunnels are dicks. ןnɐqǝuıu の-の: GJ.
* Maid cannot be out-numbered, Maid out-numbers you.
* Maid does not accept failure, Maid delivers.
* Maid is proof that youkai as a whole is absolutely insane.
* Maid is a choice.
* Maid is an unstoppable force.
* Maid obeys the Code.
* Maid does not forgive.
* Maid does not forget.
The Maid Army is a group of servants from around the world, dedicated to peace, love, justice, lesbian orgies, entertainment, and the arts. Every maid can have something to do, and it's a fairly well paying job with full health benefits, a Maid Army Livestream Station, Mediafire Box, Pixiv account, Youtube account, and game servers.
We are the Maid Army, we are unbeatable! Let's take our brooms and show the world what we're maid of!
Played legally, this game is intolerably boring. In fact, if you were a good little trucker, who obeyed all road laws and never done anything wrong, never even speeded, you wouldn't need the in-game fatigue system. You'd fall asleep on your own.
Now, if you cheat to get large amounts of dosh and get all the XP needed to get all the fun toys necessary, and install a mod that disables the EU-mandated, true-to-real-life electronic speed limiter (max 90 km/h), this game is a blast. Tearing down a narrow, double-lined countryside road in Britain, and forgetting it's left-side-drive, is simply amazing. Especially when you tear through a cheap British station wagon.
I have no genuine idea of what this game costs, because in all honesty I got it for free with my graphics card, and for all I know I wouldn't've bought it at its price point.
On the other hand, I can't drive worth a shit and I have found my ProductPlacementMobile (herein PPM) careening off of the tracks and into Finnish (and sometimes Norwegian and other times American) trees and lakes, and my failures are if nothing but spectacular.
It may be PIG DIGUSTING by not being Japanese, depending on whom it is you ask, but the reviews on this game's page are no lie, Analogue makes for an interesting read. This is not to say that it's flawless, but do ignore the backdraft this thing somehow drew: it's more than worth the ten bucks, and is cheaper than a movie, even without overpriced 20-dollar popcorn bags!