๖Yousufouf2000
<---- BOCKWURSCHT --->   Munich, Bayern, Germany
 
 
"This is fucking gay, just buttsex gay"
~Hovolor 2016


10:45 PM - ๖Hovolor: HOLY SHIT
10:46 PM - ๖Hovolor: I BARELY DID A RUSSIAN AND A SWEDISH THING AND NOW AFTER 2 YEARS THERE IS A FUCKING BLIZZARD OF SNOW OUTSIDE
10:46 PM - ๖Hovolor: WHAT A LUCK I DIDNT DO ANYTHING CANADIAN
10:46 PM - Yousufouf2000: XD
10:46 PM - ๖Hovolor: ELSE WE WOULD ALL BE DEAD BY THE NEXT 20 SECONDS
(2 minutes later)
10:48 PM - ๖Hovolor: BRB GOTTA WORK AT THE BORDER SO I CAN HAVE FOOD AND WARM HOUSE FOR WHOLE FAMILY
10:48 PM - ๖Hovolor is now Offline.

6:52 PM - Yousufouf2000: my computer just straight up died
6:53 PM - ๖Hovolor: that was way too fucking golden
6:53 PM - ๖Hovolor: "my game is really lagging...
6:53 PM - ๖Hovolor: ...what is...?"
6:53 PM - ๖Hovolor: *extreme robot voice*
6:53 PM - ๖Hovolor: "OOOOOH NOOOOO-"
6:53 PM - ๖Hovolor: *yousuf is now offline*
6:53 PM - ๖Hovolor: im in fucking tears man
6:53 PM - Yousufouf2000: wait, you heard the robot voice XD?
6:53 PM - Yousufouf2000: if you did
6:53 PM - Yousufouf2000: im fucking dying then
6:53 PM - ๖Hovolor: just a second before you went off
6:54 PM - ๖Hovolor: and you yelled "OH NOOOOOOO"
6:54 PM - ๖Hovolor: your voice was 100% robot

*playing Big Bank in pd2 with hovo, i then get Sniped as soon as i release Hovolor from custody after surviving an assault wave alone*

Me: ... i got fucking sniped (making hovo last man standing)
Hovolor: Dont worry, i have dominator
Me: Hey if i can Survive an assault wave all alone, then you can survive too
"THE CAPTAIN WILL PULL THIS ONE OUT!"
Me: Never mind, you're fucking dead, it was nice knowing you

(Some people just dont appreciate others' opinions)
6:36 PM - ๖Flanko: his old mechanical keyboard rattling with the mic that detects any breeze of wind
6:38 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: Mechanical keyboard is best
6:38 PM - ๖Flanko: *worst
6:38 PM - Rip off dick and throw at screen: *canceris
6:38 PM - ๖Flanko: the loudest shits ever
6:38 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: screw your fancy hippy modern silent technology
6:38 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: classics are the best
6:39 PM - You have been kicked from the chat by Rip off dick and throw at screen.

10:42 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: also, speakin of GTA V Outfits, in GTA Online i think i have that one paintball outfit
10:42 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: in black
10:43 PM - ๖Hovolor: me too
10:43 PM - ๖Hovolor: end of conversation

8:58 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: zk
8:58 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: help
8:58 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: what is life
8:58 PM - ZK: life
8:58 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: :o

(So Hovolor went on a punstreak...)
8:33 PM - ๖Hovolor: im ready to kill myself
8:34 PM - ๖Hovolor: guess im gonna equitna life
8:33 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: dont
8:34 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: theres still too much to live for
8:34 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: you still havent got married
8:34 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: or got kids
8:34 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: or became the president
8:34 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: or watched attack on titan
8:34 PM - ๖Hovolor: mostly the last one
8:34 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: yup

9:30 AM - ๖Yousufouf2000: Hmmmmm
9:30 AM - ๖Hovolor: hmmmmm?
9:30 AM - ๖Yousufouf2000: HMMMMM
9:30 AM - ๖Hovolor: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
9:30 AM - ๖Yousufouf2000: HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

8:07 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: AAAAAAAAAAA
8:07 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: MY EARS ARE RINGING
8:07 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: AS IF A FUCKING FLASHBANG EXPLODED RIGHT NEXT TO MY EAR
8:07 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: right
8:07 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: im good now

(me and hovolor talking about reaper's last name)
9:48 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: ray-es
9:48 PM - ๖Hovolor: fuck-you
9:48 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: gabriel fuck-you
9:48 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: best name

8:51 PM - ๖Hovolor: so uh
8:51 PM - ๖Hovolor: warframe
8:51 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: shhhh
8:51 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: its almost christmas
8:51 PM - ๖Hovolor is now Offline.
8:51 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: well a fucking stocking full of coal for you
Currently Online
some random shit about me
its my profile, i can advertise about my crap if i want to:
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more to come...?
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"Met an Enemy? Shoot them in the head... then keep shooting them just to make sure they're dead" -My motto in gaming
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Wishlist:
1- A life
2- A job
3- MONEEEEEH!
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Notes:

11/08/2015 = IS GUD DAY
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Apparently Mikusch has a website [wisdom.mikusch.org] to tell the future, heres the results i got:

ZK will bathe in dank memes.
(for 44 hours)

Hovolor will watch and learn from Grand Dad.
(for about 60 months)

Yousuf will have a mental breakdown because of Keemstar.
(in about 50 years)

Flanko will invent a new type of Anime.
(for about 80 minutes)

Dpscool will definitely be the boss of butts.
(for 18 years)
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This shit didnt fit into my description:

9:25 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: also i realized
9:25 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: knowing zk, he could probably get offended by the reference
9:25 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: just throwing that out there
9:25 PM - ๖Hovolor: Freitag, 31. März 2017
21:00 - ๖Hovolor: stupid question
21:00 - ๖Hovolor: i want to make "fake names" above our heads
21:01 - ๖Hovolor: is it okay if i made "AlexIsAStupidSpy" (cus memes)
21:01 - ZK: sure
9:26 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: ... well fuck me in the ass and call me bob saget
9:26 PM - ๖Hovolor: BOB FUCKING SAGET

3:36 PM - ๖Hovolor: IM BACK
3:37 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: are you done spreading flanko's blood and mercy's thicc-thighs™?
3:37 PM - ๖Hovolor: yes
3:37 PM - ๖Hovolor: also
3:37 PM - ๖Hovolor: i was at the dentist
3:38 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: "but timothy, i am quite the opposite...
3:38 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: or should i call you... hovolor"
3:38 PM - ๖Hovolor: i got a gold tooth and the mission to rob the big bank
3:38 PM - ๖Hovolor: <_<
3:38 PM - ๖Hovolor: >_>
3:38 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: fuck sake, we both had the same idea
3:38 PM - ๖Hovolor: i love that we had the same thought tho
3:38 PM - ๖Hovolor: FFS STOP
3:38 PM - ๖Hovolor: STAHP
3:38 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: ITS TIME TO STOP
3:38 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: NO MORE!

5:27 PM - ๖Hovolor: moo
4:28 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: baa
5:28 PM - ๖Hovolor: meow
4:28 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: borf
5:28 PM - ๖Hovolor: fuck you win this one

9:29 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: alright son, let me tell you about mein kampf, it all started with this one jew i put in the oven
10:30 PM - ๖Hovolor: are you making jokes about germans?
10:30 PM - ๖Hovolor: didnt you know the shit that happend durring ww2?
10:30 PM - ๖Hovolor: you disgusting little swine
9:30 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: schweinhund
10:30 PM - ๖Hovolor: jk ww2 was funny
10:30 PM - ๖Hovolor: i like to call it the memewar
9:30 PM - ๖Yousufouf2000: ww2, best war
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๖Hovolor Jul 26 @ 12:12pm 
my last comment is over a year ago
UNACCEPTABLLLLLEEEEEE!
Upset Flanko Jun 15 @ 5:10pm 
your gay
๖Flanko Oct 28, 2016 @ 1:03am 
that profile pic looks so weird, is that a really big lip or is that cat half toothless?
Seasoned Potato Wedgles Oct 24, 2016 @ 3:00pm 
Happy birthday again person I am apparently still getting notifications from...

By a Stranger.
๖Flanko Oct 24, 2016 @ 9:12am 
happy birthday, big man!
Upset Flanko Sep 30, 2016 @ 2:57pm 
oh boohoo, sad little pusspuss, need someone's hand to pet your disgraceful pixel fur? ha, just kidding, i wouldnt put my hands on your smelly wet fur! oh man, d-e-s-t-r-o-y-e-d !! проигравший