See all that crazy shit in the previews? Yeah, prepare to spend hours driving some dad's wrecked up muscle car through boring back woods to get there. Very slowly.

Solid combat system, great movement, UNFORGIVABLY TERRIBLE STAGE DESIGN!

Past the tutorial and first map, there wasn't a single map me and a team of 4 didn't get lost on. Multiple times. These maps are huge, non-linear and to proceed you often have to find a tiny part of the monotone environment just to find the next room. There's a mini-map. It's fucking useless, and there's no bigger map you can pull up to see where the fuck it is you're supposed to be going. Not that you'd need one if the map design ever MADE SENSE!

Somehow a worse port than pre-patch Borderlands. Sounds get cut off (you can literally walk past a waterfall, and your footsteps will interrupt it), constant crashes and unstoppable mouse acceleration.

Oh, and Games for Windows Live, an overlay so bad games started using its exclusion AS A BULLETPOINT!