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I poured gasoline on an unsuspecting police officer that looked like danny devito, and threw a match at him.
A smile came to my face as he was running around screaming in pain.

When he lay crying on the ground, I stood over his burned up body and whispered in his ear: "Would you please sign my petition?"

The only thing better than killing a nazi, is killing a nazi dinosaur.

If you like hitmarkers and lensflares you'll love this.

gotta go fast

get psyched!

Je suis Charlie

when u go 10 times the speed limit and hit everything and everyone
passenger: wow ur really good driver :)))))))

when u try to drive like a decent human bean
passenger: omg ur so slow, kill urself

10/10

ok this will be my frist srs game revew

This is the Steven Seagal of games.
In singleplayer you can shoot bad guys like ur god himself ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fury down on those filthy peasants.
After you're done playing those 6 hours worth of total pwnage, you can play a wide variety of missions by yourself or with a friend. Also you'll be able to play survival mode which allows you (or with a friend) to face waves of enemies and as you slaughter each wave they'll send in tougher troops and eventually juggernauts and choppers.

As for the multiplayer, there's too much hackers, campers and gingers in this game.
Most of the maps are terrible and not many people play this game anymore so only like 5 modes will have people playing them. Also the matchmaking sucks often making you join games that have already ended.

But besides all that its still one of the greatest multiplayer games, if you have friends that still play this game you should definetely get this game so you can play with them.

told god to give a nazi ufo the finger 10/10
best farming simulator ever

its like minecraft with guns