May God have mercy on my enemies, because I won't.
Fransisco Montague Zanzibar
Michigan, United States
Hey guys. Ah, you know it's funny, these people, they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good... They wake up the next day and they're on fire.
Ya better not hit a zonko or you're gonna hear this... BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
When Zonko was a child, he witnessed his parents killed outside of an opera by a mugger. He was launched into space before his home planet exploded, and landed on Earth, where he was raised by a group of paranormal researchers. After being bitten by a radioactive spider and having adamantium grafted to his bones, a burst of cosmic radiation gave him the ability to see sound. He now fights crime, but is forced to deal with his thirst for blood, and crippling alcoholism. He is Vengeance! He is the Night! HE…IS…ZONKO!
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The most amazing graphics i have ever seen in a game. If you liked the first one, you'll love this one. And if you never played the first one, you'll STILL love this one.
Easily the game Duke Nukem Forever should have been, and that's coming form someone who has DNF as a guilty pleasure. The swearing is bad, but not as constant as people say--I swear worse in my sleep. And the whole thing is just over-the-top crazy-ass fun. And you briefly get to control a giant robot monster.
I thank you, brother. I'll never forget this minute, this second.