"We Make You Target Us"

Ever wanted to be the tank in a raid, without actually playing the designated tank class? Ever wanted to get all the attention a healer gets, without being a squishy? Well you can't. But you can let us do it for you! We at the Aggro Sponge Union are more than happy to run aimlessly into oncoming opposition, or blindly through pitch black doorways. Because we at the Aggro Sponge Union say, "Kamikaze!" in the face of pessimism, as long as we take at least one of those smug bastards down with us. So come on in, and enjoy the sweet smell of suicidal victory, because at the Aggro Sponge Union, "We Make You Target Us".