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Hi there!

If I added you and you don't know me, it's because you make cool content and I'd like to ask you about it. I never add people randomly. Don't worry, I'm not with the press.

Please don't add me at random. Make sure you leave a profile comment with details of the reason for the add. Otherwise I will ignore you. And please, pleaseplease, do not add me to play CS.

I sometimes write about videogames. Here is my site. [7cuilgaming.wordpress.com] I used to be the lead editor for LambdaGeneration.

I run the Deus Ex Archive.

I also run the Half-Life blog on tumblr. [fuckyeahhalf-life.tumblr.com]

I have a gamewallpapers account. You are welcome to ask me to download stuff for you. Sharing is Caring

My Origin username is gently-caress-ea and I am unreasonably proud of it.


twitch [www.twitch.tv]
blog [7cuilgaming.wordpress.com]
deviantart [xen-dance.deviantart.com]
hell site [xen-dance.tumblr.com]
redbubble [www.redbubble.com]


I do profile art. Check out my portfolio here for more information. [xensteamartwork.wordpress.com] Feel free to add me or comment on my profile if you're interested in hiring me. Depending on how complex you would like your profile, I charge anything between $5 and $20. I accept Paypal payments only .


Degree: journalism + lit + writing - example. [7cuilgaming.wordpress.com]
Drawing + digital painting - example. [xen-dance.deviantart.com]
Screenshot editing - example. [xen-dance.deviantart.com]
Steam profile artwork - examples. [xensteamartwork.wordpress.com]
Video editing - example.
Adobe After Effects - example. [xen-dance.deviantart.com]
Giffing - examples. [xen-dance.tumblr.com]
Currently learning how to map in Source.
Also feeling my way around 3DSMax. I can make shitty guns by extruding pictures.
Can also draw game maps from memory. [xen-dance.tumblr.com] please hire me


Motherboard: ASUS Sabertooth 990FX
CPU: AMD FX-8329 (8 core)
Graphics card: Palit GTX 1060 6GB
Ram: 8 gigs
All my peripherals are second hand, from the 90s. aesthetic
This is not an impressive setup but I am happy with what I have

► I'M INTO ◄

Deus Ex
Mad Max
The Elder Scrolls
Megaman X
Cyberpunk ⁽ᴺᵉᵗʳᵘᶰᶰᵉʳ, ˢʰᵃᵈᵒʷʳᵘᶰ, ᴿᵒᵇᵒᶜᵒᵖ, ᵀʰᵉ ᴹᵃᵗʳᶦˣ, ᵂᴬᵀᶜᴴ_ᴰᴼᴳˢ, ᴱˢᶜᵃᵖᵉ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᴺᵉʷ ʸᵒʳᵏ, ᵉᵗᶜ⁾
Retro eff pee esses
Trying to become more invested in Metal Gear, Borderlands, and Overwatch.
Favorite Group
Deus Ex Archive - Public Group
putting everything related to deus ex in one place
In Chat
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Perfect Games
Avg. Game Completion Rate

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last played on Jun 27
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last played on Jun 26
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just weekend surfing on the tele from the bed. maybe that's because i have no desk now.
that said...

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