Motherfuckin unicorns all up in this bitch. Make dem ponies your bitch and run a pony slave ranch. Make your bitches breed with each other to make stronger bitches and then toss the weaker bitches in the trash like FUCK YEAH DARWINISM. I still haven't found the secret of the magic crystlas yet but I am making it my life's goal.

You need to play this game.

At first, I was skeptical. I'd tried Minecraft before and this game is pretty much the exact same concept with Cave Story graphics. But once I tried it out..........INSTANTLY HOOKED. Dig deep into the depths of hell, grapple your way to a magical floating island, find unicorns, kill ugly shit, kill cute shit, you can even get WINGS!! The multiplayer is awesome cause you can kill your friends too.

MUST BUY, especially on sale at $2.50.

Do you like zombies? Do you like killing things? Do you like co-op campaigns and versus? Then this is the game for you. If you are like me and consistently daydream about what you would do in a zombie apocalypse, L4D2 is gonna be awwweeeesome. Save your teammates, shoot your teammates, pop a cap in a little witch bitch's back, use your surroundings to your advantage, etc etc. Plus you can even play as special infected zombies in Versus mode! Not to mention, infinite replay value due to the awesome mod community out there.

MUST BUY!!