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Korben Dallas

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HOW GREEN?

 

KORBEEEEEEN DALLAAAAAAAASSSSSSS
Here he is, the one and only winner of the Gemini Croquet contest! This boy is fueled, like FIRE! So ladies, start melting 'cause the boy is hotter than hot! He's HOT HOT HOT!

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joby + the machine posted on January 13, 2012 @ 2:06pm
My spider senses tellin' me that Spiderman is nearby,
and my plan is to get him next..
God damn it, Marc, where's the god damn beat? (Marc: Yeah)
Anyway, Anyway...
I don't know how else to put it
This is the only thing that I'm good at it
I am the bad guy, the Kryptonite, the green chronic
Demonic, yep yep, don't worry, I'm on it.
I got it.
High five Jengereray, stuck a pin in mango's head and walked away
and as she flew around the room like a balloon, I, uh,
grabbed the last tuna sandwich out the trash can and then uh,
headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch
with a peanut-butter-jelly-chicken-tuna sandwich.
And I ain't even gotta make no god damn sense.
I just did a whole verse and I didn't say SHIET.
 
joby + the machine posted on November 19, 2011 @ 12:08pm
Xayun, my friend, has got the sled,
And I have packed a snack.
We're all set for the trip ahead.
We're never coming back!

Oh, what a life! we cannot wait,
To be in that arctic land,
Where we'll be masters of our fate,
And lead a life that's grand!

No more of parental rules!
We're heading for some snow!
Good riddance to those grown-up-ghouls!
We're leaving! Yukon Ho!
 
Jennasis posted on August 17, 2011 @ 12:11pm
Y U NO ONLINE
 
Jennasis posted on June 16, 2011 @ 11:04am
I just got you to 300+ you can thank me later :P
 
Jennasis posted on March 30, 2011 @ 2:54am
Yuan Shu you have deceived me
 
Jennasis posted on February 27, 2011 @ 2:40pm
I GIVE UP


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The gameplay isn't exactly ground-breaking or "innovative" (there's that word again), but as far as presentation goes this has to be one of the best low-key titles I've played in years. Buy it and buy the soundtrack

Leave a comment December 27th, 2011 @ 10:19am

If you're at all a fan of grand strategy or just really liked RISK when you were a kid, this game is worth it

Leave a comment July 10th, 2011 @ 4:31pm

First game I've played in years that was actually challenging

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