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Xarlable

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Sign my left testicle please

Fábio

Lisboa, Portugal 

I'm very lazy and I argue a lot, but when I feel like it I can whip up some good videos from Vegas.

I will only add you as friend if I know you. So no random invites, I'll ignore them. That means groups too.

20:41 - Xarlable: Why do you hate me so much ;_;
20:42 - NaygetivReign: BECAUSE UR A DEUCEBAG
20:42 - Xarlable: :(((((((((((
20:42 - NaygetivReign: ALL HOPE IS GONE IN MY LIFE CUTCUTCUTCUTSLICESLICESLICESLICE
20:42 - NaygetivReign: ITS ALL UR FAULT
20:42 - NaygetivReign: CUTCUTCUTEMOEMOCUTCUT

11:02 - Pombear: MOVING WITH WASD FEELS WEIRD
11:02 - Pombear: IM USED TO RIGHT CLICK ON LOCATIONS I WISH TO MOVE TO

15:47 - Pulla ⑨: It's probably like
15:47 - Pulla ⑨: *good idea get*
15:47 - Pulla ⑨: "Yeah, let's do this.*
15:47 - Pulla ⑨: *do it for like, 1-5 minutes*
15:47 - Pulla ⑨: "Fuck this."
15:47 - Xarlable: You know me too well already

20:08 - Xarlaugmented: I...
20:08 - Xarlaugmented: I...
20:09 - Xarlaugmented: I'm bored again
20:09 - Baddest Mormon: impossible
20:09 - Baddest Mormon: you need to afford the I have no ideas left in my head DLC

17:12 - Xarlaugmented: Because I keep giving him constructive criticism
17:12 - Xarlaugmented: That must mean I'm a troll right
17:13 - omni. (Got my main back): Oh right, I totally forgot the formula
17:13 - omni. (Got my main back): "A" says something "B" doesn't like to hear - "A" is a troll.

23:55 - Xarlaugmented: Can I get high off boredom?
23:56 - Xarlaugmented: Because I've got a bad case of nothing to do.


21:54 - Cirnyo: I think I really like /diy/
21:54 - Cirnyo: because I love doing things
21:55 - Cirnyo: especially myself
21:55 - Cirnyo: wait
21:55 - Cirnyo: fuck
21:55 - Cirnyo: that came out weird

22:04 - DeeWaL: PLAYING ON VALVE SERVERS MAKES MY PENIS LOOK BIGGER

21:36 - Spikehamer2: im proud
21:36 - Spikehamer2: you always release my nigger side

Baddest The Red Nosed Mormon: OH GOD! Your BIG PURPLE DRAGON DICK feels SO good INSIDE ME~ ♥

This is why I'm popular on the Internet (Youtube channel)
My alt account, where I put what I want (most of it is pretty bad though lol)
TF2 Backpack, where I renamed almost all weapons I use

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OluapPlayer posted on February 21, 2012 @ 4:35am
Groups: Girl Gamers

Yeah that seems about right
 
♥ Seth ☭ posted on February 19, 2012 @ 9:56pm
*signs the left testacle* THERE YA GO.
 
Juge posted on February 06, 2012 @ 3:17pm
jajajajaja hasta la negro, puto
 
Ghunter43 posted on February 05, 2012 @ 12:42pm
Outro português ey?
 
Dark Roll posted on February 04, 2012 @ 3:28pm
Can I sign your left teste?
 
♥ Spy-chan posted on February 03, 2012 @ 8:35pm
AUGMENTED PIMP SLAPS


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Gabe Newell's Tea Time Group - Public
1,374 Members  |  130 In-Game  |  410 Online  |  0 In Group Chat

Tea Time is everytime.

This group exists for pleasing everyone with some good quality time chat, announcements and events. We're pretty retarded though, lots of bad TF2 jokes when there is Tea Time (aka chat)

No, we're not a spam group. We used to. BUT announcement spams might still occur sometimes.

Join, and have fun!

Chat record: 33 people 03/10/10
Chat alive record: 5 hours 29/05/10

Visit Gabe Newell's Tea Time Group's profile

HUGE FUCKING GROUP LOL - Public
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Girl Gamers - Public
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Games recommended by Xarlable _

Truly a fantastic game. If you're not having fun with its gameplay (which can get repetitive at times, but it's close to impossible with some of the weapons and accessories they give you), you're laughing hard at the cutscenes. Planet Moon Studios made the most funny games I've ever played, tied with VALVe's Portal of course. The humour they have in here makes you want to play through the game just to see what's gonna happen next.

So, tl;dr - this game is funny and awesome, buy it. Buy it now.

Leave a comment December 28th, 2011 @ 5:42am

GUYS THIS IS TOTALLY A MINECRAFT 2D RIPOFF YEP IT'S LIKE THE SAME THING, COMPLETELY, EVERYTHING IS THE SAME THAT IN MINECRAFT EVEN THE IDEAS I MEAN HOLY FUCK
Sarcasm. This game is awesome and is far different from Minecraft.

View all 2 comments July 3rd, 2011 @ 10:20am

You don't even have to be good to be popular!!!! Now with 600% more HWM inflated TF2 rapefaces and immature dick jokes!!!

View all 3 comments May 12th, 2011 @ 8:22am