On Twitch @PenguinzPlay
Matthew   Toronto, Ontario, Canada
 
 
Dota addict, Rimming enthusiast, overall piece of shit

You're born, you take shit
Get out in the world, you take more shit
Climb alittle higher, you take less shit
Until one day you're in the rarified atmospher and you've forgotten what shit even looks like
Welcome to the layer cake son


---Something to peruse if you're bored---

On twitch @PenguinzPlay: why aren't you strimmin
twitch.tv/Lustruh : cause
twitch.tv/Lustruh : I don't bother
On twitch @PenguinzPlay: do it
On twitch @PenguinzPlay: poos
twitch.tv/Lustruh : naw
twitch.tv/Lustruh : I say nigger too much

at 5am
me: you ever just grab your balls?
moven:no what the fuck no
me: i mean im sitting here naked and i want to go wash my hands but i don't want to put pants on do u think i'll run into my roomate?
moven:youuu'reee fine

xPenguinzx aka Dildo Fingers: dude i hate it when i gotta shit at my work
Jhumpy: LOL
Jhumpy: i quit btw
xPenguinzx aka Dildo Fingers: WHAT
Jhumpy: yeaha yesterday
xPenguinzx aka Dildo Fingers: WHY

Harry: Why are you so salty OY? it's only dota, not everyone can play windranger
OY!: Well i guess i'll just put pepper on my balls

Moven: Look at this guy he's a walking punch line

10:47 PM - Lil' Stalin: if i dont get mumble?
11:40 PM - xPenguinzx aka Dildo Fingers: then ima shank yah
11:40 PM - xPenguinzx aka Dildo Fingers: in yah home
11:40 PM - xPenguinzx aka Dildo Fingers: wit a rusty shiv
11:41 PM - Lil' Stalin: COVERED IN POOP
11:41 PM - Lil' Stalin: SO THE CUT FESTERS
11:41 PM - xPenguinzx aka Dildo Fingers: ah hsit
11:41 PM - xPenguinzx aka Dildo Fingers: u know
11:41 PM - Lil' Stalin: i did my time in the joint nigga

7:28 PM - xPenguinzx aka Dildo Fingers: i have to go do gardening
7:28 PM - xPenguinzx aka Dildo Fingers: broooo
7:28 PM - Triple Nipple: wowo
7:28 PM - xPenguinzx aka Dildo Fingers: standard househusband activity
7:28 PM - xPenguinzx aka Dildo Fingers: CYA B0SS
7:29 PM - xPenguinzx aka Dildo Fingers: hello this is ryan im sorry for my stupidly cunt like brother.
7:29 PM - xPenguinzx aka Dildo Fingers: Ryan Kim 2015
7:29 PM - Triple Nipple: you dont have any mustard

2:53 PM - I DON'T WANNA GO: x d 3 hrs of civ gameplay lost
2:53 PM - x d 3hrs of civ gameplay lost: I FUCKING
2:53 PM - x d 3hrs of civ gameplay lost: HOLYSHIT
2:53 PM - x d 3hrs of civ gameplay lost: IM FUCKING CHILLIN RIGHT
2:53 PM - x d 3hrs of civ gameplay lost: ALL OF A SUDDEN
2:53 PM - x d 3hrs of civ gameplay lost: TOP 3 CIVS DECLARE WAR ON ME
2:54 PM - x d 3hrs of civ gameplay lost: I FFUCKING FIGHT OFF ALL OF THEM
2:54 PM - I DON'T WANNA GO: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
2:54 PM - x d 3hrs of civ gameplay lost: LOST LIKE 2 PRIVATEERS
2:54 PM - x d 3hrs of civ gameplay lost: TOOK 2 OF THEIR CITIES
2:54 PM - x d 3hrs of civ gameplay lost: THEY ALL ASK FOR PEAC
2:54 PM - x d 3hrs of civ gameplay lost: E
2:54 PM - x d 3hrs of civ gameplay lost: ON THE SAME TURN
2:54 PM - x d 3hrs of civ gameplay lost: 2 OF THEM ARE STANDARD PEACE TREATIES
2:54 PM - x d 3hrs of civ gameplay lost: APPARENTLY 1 OF THEM INVOLVED ME GIVING THEM ALL MY CITIES EXCEPT MY CAPITAL
2:54 PM - x d 3hrs of civ gameplay lost: I JUST CLICKED YES
2:54 PM - x d 3hrs of civ gameplay lost: NEXT TURN
2:54 PM - I DON'T WANNA GO: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
2:54 PM - x d 3hrs of civ gameplay lost: BOOM
2:54 PM - x d 3hrs of civ gameplay lost: 1 CITY
2:54 PM - x d 3hrs of civ gameplay lost: EVERYTHING IS OWNED BY WASHINGTON
2:55 PM - x d 3hrs of civ gameplay lost: GAME LOSING DECISIONS
2:55 PM - I DON'T WANNA GO: literally game losing decisions
2:55 PM - x d 3hrs of civ gameplay lost: x d

xPenguinzx aka Dildo Fingers: idc bout that los
xPenguinzx aka Dildo Fingers: lss
xPenguinzx aka Dildo Fingers: oss
xPenguinzx aka Dildo Fingers: ohgod
xPenguinzx aka Dildo Fingers: ive been drinking btw
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