kairOs.fk
Don't project your feelings of inadequacy onto others~
 
 
Sonder (n.) the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed, in which you might appear only once, as an extra sipping coffee in the background, as a blur of traffic passing on the highway, as a lighted window at dusk.



b4nny (v.) When you try to cum on a girl and she attempts to dodge you, only for you to adjust the angle of your dick and hit her right between the eyes. Note: has to be right between the eyes. Anything less is called a "Platinum."


Story of my life: http://imgur.com/FyzmCdo
https://vgresearcher.wordpress.com/2015/07/15/reactions-to-a-womans-voice-in-an-fps-game-the-moderating-role-of-status-and-skill-kasumovic-kuznekoff-2015/


OS: Windows 7 64-bit
CPU: i5-4430 CPU @ 3GHz ( 4-CPUs)
RAM: 8 GB G.Skill Sniper Series DDR3-1866 Memory
Mouse: Logitech G402
Headset: Logitech G430
Keyboard: Logitech K12
GPU: Nvidia GTX 750Ti
Monitors: Acer 21.5 and 23 inch monitors
Currently Online
My favorite quotes
CurryMuncher_Yad: "OMG COME BACK WHEN YOUR BALLS DROP. YOU SOUND LIKE A WOMAN. I BET THEY CALL YOU MA'AM ON THE PHONE."

*DEAD* Your average tryhard spy : omg loco oreo drop your balls already

*DEAD* Irish Italian : local oreo you fuck stick

*DEAD* cnrcrank55 : wtf
cnrcrank55 : do you even die

Captain Meri'kah : loco can i cum on u
Loco' Oreo: ):
Captain Meri'kah : ill cum shoot u

SV-27™: "Don't speak on the mic if you are a woman, because the boys will add you for anal sex."

Kabo : i was on about loco
Kabo : cuz he killed me
Kabo : lel
Loco' Oreo : she*
Loco' Oreo : lel
Kabo : WTF
Loco' Oreo : ya
Kabo : ITS A SHE
Loco' Oreo : ^
Loco' Tripz: you just got rekt by a babe

avalachi : Yeah. At least I found out who your girlfriend is.
Loco' Oreo : lol
Loco' Oreo : my girlfriend?
avalachi : Just kidding. You don't have one.
Loco' Oreo : lol
Loco' Oreo : i dont have a girlfriend.
avalachi : Yep.
Loco' Oreo : are you
Loco' Oreo : retarded
Loco' Oreo : lmao
avalachi : Nerd.
Loco' Oreo : i dont swing that way
avalachi : See you in hell for faggots.
Player avalachi left the game (Disconnect by user.)

"I BET YOU NEVER STUCK YOUR DICK IN VAGINA YOU LITTLE FAGGOT"- legion

²ᴱᶻ aAlright : i can tell u like penis red demo

zer0 : im masterbating to your voice oreo

Dickbutt P.R.I.M.E. : LOCO YOU FAT CUNT GET OUT HERE SO I CAN END YOUUUUUUUUU

*DEAD* Just In Be Beer : CAN WE KICK OREO TO MAKE THE TEAMS EVEN

12:28 AM - Rifte: there is a native american
12:28 AM - Rifte: in the sewers
12:28 AM - Rifte: he shot me with a bow and arrow
12:28 AM - oreO.fk: omg, the sniper?
12:28 AM - oreO.fk: lol
12:28 AM - oreO.fk: HES AUSTRALIAN

ZE.fk: OMG
ZE.fk: I THOUGHT YOU WERE MEXICAN ALL THIS TIME
ZE.fk: my mind was blown
ZE.fk: i was like... holding onto my chair
<10/6> *Oreo.fk*: lmao
<10/6> *Oreo.fk*: BRACE YOURSELF
<10/6> *Oreo.fk*: THE REALIZATIONS ARE COMING
ZE.fk: *FLIPS TABLES

Desk: Well I have something roughly 4 inches long that might cheer you up.

"Hey get your own little faggot, this one's mine." - Tsamaunk
"Duchass kill him you subpar motherfucker" - Tsamaunk
"Oh Tom Selleck I do hope you're ready to mustache ride the shit out of these kids" -Tsamaunk
"It makes me sexually excited to kill spies" - Tsamaunk
"Lorde's original music video for Tennis Court creeps me out because it's just her and she's mad fucking white." - Tsamaunk
"I love blasting little girls in the face" - (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
"Wrong things can be corrected, but theres no cure for bad" - (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

"I can't talk to girls about my feelings because they don't have any" - Curryative

Wonton #POOTPOOT: will u be my mommy <3
Kitties and Titties ♫: no
Kitties and Titties ♫: theres an application you need to fill out
Kitties and Titties ♫: and i don't need anymore adopted internet children ];

*DEAD* vendetta : i feel like you turned on unlimited ammo oreo

*DEAD* vendetta : who puts stickies on the rock when they are ubered?
Kitties and Titties ♫ : i love you vendetta
stopitdad : OREO AKA UNORTHODOX TRAPS
vendetta : -_-
Kitties and Titties ♫ : LOVE MY GAY ASS TRAPS

*DEAD* DeleteYourFace : i actually hate you and your stickies

stopitdad : you should name your sticky launcher picasso
stopitdad : cause your traps make no sense

› snuffle✿ : are u ducking kidding me

*DEAD* bury me in memeory : kitty a real bitch nigga

*DEAD* Frkn LFT : thinks she is good at scout
I have 20 hours in this class : lol

Kitties & Titties ♫ : no gay offclassing to mid
Kitties & Titties ♫ : and no gay shit
"But I love gay shit!" - Poonch

❤ Pound cakes ❤: kitties going destroy this lobby :l
Kitties and Titties =^.^=: =^.^=
The Full Retard: There's no way anyone who uses that many emoticons could rek anything other than their love life

❤ Fräulein April ❤ : does the sad virgin
❤ Fräulein April ❤ : have a tiny dick?
Kitties and Titties =^.^=: did you just call me a sad virgin with a tiny dick?
Kitties and Titties =^.^=: LOL

Kitties and Titties =^.^= (8,969) got 4 points [0] for dominating Stark (1,284)
Kitties and Titties =^.^= got 2 points (8,973) for Headshot Kill
Stark : Wow fuck u u bodyshotting f2p fagot
Rosemints : Does it bleed when he wipes?
Rosemints : Because he sounds butt hurt
Kitties and Titties =^.^= : it does
Stark : At least I have the AWPer Hand u F2P
Stark : Screw u u dumb retarded F2P faggot
Stark : anyways buy u retard that couldnt even get square root of 1 right
Player Stark left the game (Disconnect by user.)

-{ØP}-Kitties and Titties =^.^ (9,753) got 4 points [0] for dominating NeonHeights (45,292)
-{ØP}-Kitties and Titties =^.^ got 2 points (9,755) for Headshot Kill
[RTD] -{ØP}- Mr.Video rolled: instant kills.
-{ØP}- Mr.Video has ended Kitties and Titties killstreak of 156.
[Owner]NeonHeights : Ended that fucking streak
[Owner]NeonHeights : gg
[Owner]NeonHeights : Go play sniper in a pub and get back to me
[Owner]NeonHeights : Not even good.
Kitties and Titties =^.^= : :D

DarkNecrid =^.^= : can you guys hurry up i have a competitive dick ducking match soon and oreo has to judge it.

Wooly : That shade of red on you is the inspiration for at least 5 drake songs.

"Yo, what's that pie with the apples in it called?" - lrkn

"Trying to keep the soldier off our batts is like trying to drink the ocean- you can't! You just can't!!!!' - @tomic

Solar [LFT 6s Roamer]: and you can shut up, you're almost 30. and 30 is almost 40, and 40 is when you have your mid life crisis, so you're almost dead bitch.

TempusTraveller : lies lies YOU ARE NOT A LADY YOU ARE A GODDESS OF MURDER

odd | Romans 6:23 : wow nice air shot I'm seriously impressed even if you were a guy

[R@] Waddles : Oreo stop being a fucking tryhard

[R@] Waddles : OREO LIKES MEN
oreO.fk : i do
[R@] Waddles : SACK OF FAZE SHIT

Δᵗᵏᵝ Brawndo - Thirst Mu : oreo can you aim at the ground for a few minutes
oreO.fk LFP Heavy / Medic Gold : why
Δᵗᵏᵝ Brawndo - Thirst Mu : so my team has a chance

iSuck. : Hey Oreo, i'm jerking off to your profile picture while sniping.

[AĦ] COLDBITCH : oreo your smalll dick can't play TF2

8:14 PM - ηємσ! ✌: Happy Mother's Day! :>
8:15 PM - ηємσ! ✌: To my Internet Mom

TzKet-Death : nice you have a cam girl for a picture
TzKet-Death : you must have ur dick wet every nite

Xanderqixter: dont do things that would make you feel like you should put a frowny face after it

evan lft : GUYS PLEASE STOP KILLING OUR MED HES CRYING

"GO GET SOME DICK INSTEAD OF CLICKING KEYBOARDS YOU DUMB BITCH" - lyon7817

Saderhesz : seva can you please lick my balls and ring for my team?

bfl`DarkNecrid : i mentored oreo for 2 hours and shes better than u

inf : i should make a live-sized poster of oreo_fk from that profile pic
inf : and jizz all over it
inf : that bitch is pretty man

Forever : would you like a second serving of wreckfast?

10:54 PM - CUPID! (。・//ε//・。): i'm trying to get laid and shit and people are like "hey scrim at 9?" and i'm like nah nigga i need dick
Items Up For Trade
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Items Owned
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Trades Made
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Market Transactions
~Items not actually up for trade

"Shut up faggot, your lips are crusty I can hear them through your mic" - justinkoolaid7

{SC} South american superstar : gg ass team

stabby : i only went spy twice. [logs.tf]
and again [logs.tf]

John Freeman : tiny cock faggots, all of you
oreO.fk : i am a tiny cocked faggot
oreO.fk : i like men and my dick is small, so small its nonexistant
oreO.fk : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
John Freeman : yes. you dumb virgin faggot fuck.
oreO.fk : my friend is literally laughing his ass off to me while youre doing this lol
John Freeman : your friend is your faggot lover because you're unmarried in your late 60s
oreO.fk : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

John Freeman : hi oreo, still retarded? very good

"I love you from the bottom of my dick" -Paul Sabian

evil : how sexually frustrated must you be to play engy

Vlek : Oreo, you're pretty fucking queer, bro.

dirty belly : BEWARE DICKHEAD METAL TAKER

Rudolph Rudolphski : godly streamer, even if she is secretly a man

Rorschach: half white half black girl runs over dinosaurs in a vehicle for an hour
Rorschach: onlookers are stunned that she is not pulled over by a white cop

joseph.gonzalez837145 : ur aimbot is on FLEEK N OBVIOUS
joseph.gonzalez837145 : I REPORT U

Satis : this slut has a nice rack
Satis : this whores got some great tits
Satis : nice tits tho
Satis : GRILL GAMERS

DANGER <8-) TICKLE : LET ME PUT MY KIDS IN YOUR MOUTH BITCH IMMA TURN YOUR THROAT INTO A FOSTER HOME

● *DEAD* oreO.fk : hi
spectatemekid : ill throw if you add me
spectatemekid : ok?
● *DEAD* oreO.fk : my team said to do it
● *DEAD* oreO.fk : they like you
spectatemekid : omg sweet
● *DEAD* oreO.fk : they want us together
● *DEAD* oreO.fk : teach me cs go bby
spectatemekid : ok cool I throw now
spectatemekid changed name to throwing for female affection
*DEAD* throwing for female affection : shit wtf
*DEAD* throwing for female affection : me throwing isnt affecting the game
*DEAD* throwing for female affection : nooo
*DEAD* oreO.fk : LOL

21:51:31 TF2Center: Lobby almost ready
21:51:35 Jaredb027 ring me medic: ready up nigglets
21:51:38 Jaredb027 ring me medic: sorry oreo
21:51:41 TF2Center: Jaredb027 ring me medic was banned from this Lobby by Warpy
21:51:42 oreO.fk lft 6s: WOW
21:51:45 oreO.fk lft 6s: LOL
21:51:46 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧: rekt

[9R] suzeey: oreO looks like he plays heavy
Gunnerbeu: is it because hes fat
[9R] suzeey: is he fat
Gunnerbeu: idk
Gunnerbeu: if you name yourself after food you gotta be pretty fat

oreO.fk lft 4s sub : ty based prediction bot!
Timmy Two-Bored : are you real
oreO.fk lft 4s sub : who?
Timmy Two-Bored : you
Timmy Two-Bored : nothing but memes
oreO.fk lft 4s sub : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ʏєєzʏ ✿ `ringpls : oreo pls let me touch cervix area

Wasabi ☯ : shut up f4gg0t
oreO.fk : can you find another insult besides implying that i kiss boys
oreO.fk : ty
Wasabi ☯ : shut up f4gg0t
oreO.fk : lol

Mad 'RINGME: im your enemy oreo
Mad 'RINGME: oreo youre like a bitch and thinks she pretty <3

Caltrop : help
Caltrop : someone help me
Caltrop : im trapped
Mandrew : oreo for mvp
oreO.fk : #spawncamp2016

rakto : fuck u oreo
rakto : oreos a bitch
rakto : oreos a bitchhhhhhhhhhhh
http://logs.tf/1226104

Jerome : you fucking sandwich cookie
oreO.fk : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
*DEAD* Jerome : who let this fucking sandwich cookie play?

Dmitry Klokov : alright go watch more family guy you autistic 40 year old man child who has to meme in tf2

Benjaminjam™: s0nder
Benjaminjam™: holy shit
Benjaminjam™: im going to ejaculate

22:34:23 b's & h's: http://i.imgur.com/NJH5A9k.gifv
22:34:28 TF2Center: Lobby closed: MANUAL_LEADER
22:34:33 A$AP MIP: KMS
22:34:36 b's & h's: wet pussy killed this lobby

Lunova : im just a shiny silver trashcan~
Need Dragon Ball To Gas The Jew : If you are trash does that mean that I have to take you out, on a date?
Lunova : yes
Lunova : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*DEAD* Dank Pepto : eat a dick faggot with your fucking stickies

Muromasa : No I don't play comp, But I'm not retarded, because you think that comp means you know how to play game very very well. better then pubbers.

naknak: I don't come down to your gangbang and advertise your mom's gangbang

Jaredb027 ring me medic : oreo you fuck boy

kairOs.fk : Joke's on you, I like being dominated!
†Gemini : i want ur sweaty ass to dominate me u obvulating 19 year old girl

"if our medic communicated more than hellen keller we might have a chance" - anomalist

sexual deviant : do you actively press those binds every 5 secs or do your saggy tits hit the keys

source: damn kairos.Fk is that u in your profile pic ur HOT i would love to fUCK a lady like that

SKP: it's ok kairOs, maybe try being nice for once, or get laid ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

TF2C | Highclass: Excuse me you fuck?

01:49:44 EZ PEAZY ⚡⚡: we need good ppl liek kairos to med
01:49:57 kairOs.fk: i only play med when im drunk
01:50:03 kairOs.fk: ty for compiments
01:50:10 kairOs.fk: compliments*
01:50:25 EZ PEAZY ⚡⚡: u are one of the few real men in this center
01:50:36 kairOs.fk: LOL

(TEAM) just know i would die for you : hey demo could u relax they have families

18:26:13 nigah wit a gimpy leg: the teams r shit
18:26:23 NOCTURNAL ANIMAL: So you should be at home
18:26:43 ScrodyMc#2017Balls: ownd
18:26:56 nigah wit a gimpy leg: i mean unbalanced
18:27:07 NOCTURNAL ANIMAL: So basically you
18:27:08 nigah wit a gimpy leg: i didn't make a statement regarding my own skill
18:27:17 nigah wit a gimpy leg: never said i was good
18:27:29 NOCTURNAL ANIMAL: unbalanced, says the man with a gimpy leg
18:27:58 nigah wit a gimpy leg: first of all a gimpy leg can be strong if u adapt
18:28:01 NOCTURNAL ANIMAL: You're walking into all of these, like you did that rock that crippled you
18:28:02 nigah wit a gimpy leg: jeez

"Where's that bitch with the hot voice - kaaaaaairOs.FUCK, I know she wants this cock. I have DOZENS OF BITCHES BEGGING FOR MY COCK" - stirdown

TF2Center | Jesh : karOs is my friend
TF2Center | Jesh : i shall plant my dick in her ass
TF2Center | Jesh : not u

Jesh changed team name to kario
Jesh changed team state to Ready
Jesh changed team name to I
Jesh changed team name to jesh
Jesh changed team name to miss
Jesh changed team name to you
Jesh changed team name to alot

XXXTENTACION : damn girl are you a sugar cookie because u sweet as hell and i wanna eat u

*DEAD* All_Over_RS : haveing pic of girl is sad and misoginist..

yipyapper <3 fuzion : say what you want but God made those lips for sucking dick and i intend on serving Him faithfully

8:33 PM - kairOs.fk: can i help you
8:34 PM - kairOs.fk: ?
8:48 PM - Habeef Kritz: yeah, kill yourself and never taunt me again nigger, k thx hang yourself like the filthy ape you are qB^)
8:48 PM - Habeef Kritz is now Offline.

Jandro : kairos let me eat you out

"I'm actually a really good sniper - GabeLBruins" *turns on hax*
spacepunk : +rep toggles on to defeat girl gamers

spacepunk | TotH : when u mad, so everything is faggots

8:02 PM - cheezu: you know that one foreign guy that usually picks medic
8:02 PM - cheezu: and calls the kritz the crunch crunch
8:02 PM - cheezu: says stuff like
8:02 PM - cheezu: "the medic is died"
8:02 PM - kairOs.fk: CRUNCH CRUNCH

*DEAD* Explosion : one of th ose sticky nigg as is e
*DEAD* Sasiyaki : 0 skill you just hold m1 then press m2

<3metro: salt? its called sass sweaty, look it up

BOOgieTalagan : this is why girls shouldnt play video games

Recent Activity

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100 XP
kairOs.fk Dec 3 @ 7:22pm 
<3
Hoppin' John > Succotash Dec 3 @ 10:31am 
Called me a "pubbie" and hurt my feelings
bigboi25 Nov 17 @ 9:19pm 
teach me master
CharaX Nov 17 @ 8:17pm 
i am interested in the jeepcap
spacepunk Nov 11 @ 11:54am 
can you sexily massage my spinach while i touch you on your lettuce? will pay in ref
mitsu_ 🎄 Oct 21 @ 11:52pm 
ngl u lookin good mommy