Magic the Gathering, Rocket League, and various other things. No csgo
I upload stuff to my youtube sometimes.
Ask me stuff! ask.fm/waterzer0

I feel like I should put something here to describe myself, but you're probably better off just talking to me.

1:16 AM - _works: water #fbi
Water♥ #Pokémon has changed their name to Water♥ #NotFBIAgent.
1:16 AM - _works: PRETTY SUSPICOUS

5:44 PM - Water♥Ethan #~: then make dark souls first person
5:44 PM - Entire Team Is Lolis: no, then it would just be skyrim

6:27 PM - Entire Team Is Lolis: i still havent finished my omurice
6:27 PM - Water♥Ethan #NEED MORE SOOOULS: bro
6:27 PM - Water♥Ethan #NEED MORE SOOOULS: it's cold by now
6:27 PM - Entire Team Is Lolis: i think i made like 4 servings
6:27 PM - Water♥Ethan #NEED MORE SOOOULS: just throw it out
6:27 PM - Entire Team Is Lolis: no
6:27 PM - Entire Team Is Lolis: i worked hard for this
6:27 PM - Water♥Ethan #NEED MORE SOOOULS: it took like
6:27 PM - Water♥Ethan #NEED MORE SOOOULS: 10 minutes tops
6:28 PM - Entire Team Is Lolis: nigga plz
6:28 PM - Water♥Ethan #NEED MORE SOOOULS: 11?
6:28 PM - Entire Team Is Lolis: i had to chop garlic
6:28 PM - Entire Team Is Lolis: u know how tiny those little shits are
6:28 PM - Entire Team Is Lolis: takes precision
6:29 PM - Entire Team Is Lolis: i was using a meat cleaver
6:29 PM - Entire Team Is Lolis: not even joking
6:29 PM - Entire Team Is Lolis: u ever cut garlic with a meat cleaver?
6:29 PM - Entire Team Is Lolis: thats like trying to kill an ant with an assault rifle

6:49 PM - Water 水 #Confessions: 2cute4me
6:49 PM - ConnorX117: :2c

6:20 PM - xXBroswagonistx420x360BroscopeXx: I hope horo and this guy touch butts

10:20 PM - Dr.fliegenpilz #QUICKFIX IS BEST: only the germans have quality sausage

8:23 PM - Ocelot (❁´◡`❁): Water "HOW BOUT DEM WONDERS GUYZ" The Wonderful

10:40 PM - Ocelot (❁´◡`❁): just because i am le grillingtonchan

4:06 PM - Deazy: cummer shades and bounty hat
4:06 PM - Water 砂漠: lel nope
4:06 PM - Deazy: >cummer shades

12:11 PM - Ocelot (❁´◡`❁): Water the Wonderful, King of Frustration and Killer of Dreams

11:55 PM - Ocelot (❁´◡`❁): "fuck you anthony" - everyone playing anything with you ever

1:29 PM - Valgrid: jewnts

15:20 - ♥DCT♥: I'm extremely extreme. Like; extreme to the max.

21:44 - Water: night may may
21:45 - Object.Method: may mays be with you

13:46 - Walp: africa is fucked up worse than it is irl
- after the aliens take over Nigeria


09:51 - not a bot: SNIFF THIS *unzips internet*


18:24 - Ocelot ᕦ(❁｀◡´❁)ᕤ: if you want maximum egge then technically red is superior, idiot

13:50 - not a bot: friburger cant deal with some real burgers

03:44 - Water水 #actually_insane: so on a scale of shit to shit
03:44 - Water水 #actually_insane: where is dragon age
03:45 - Ossielot ᕦ(❁｀ω´❁)ᕤ: turd avalanche

06:40 - Water水: how would you feel if I sent you a giant robot
06:44 - Bakyun is now Online.
06:44 - Bakyun: pretty cool
06:44 - Water水: what if it's a giant robot that wants to assimilate you?
06:45 - Bakyun: would be cool
06:45 - Water水: are you sure you don't want to have your own mind?
06:45 - Water水: seems like a bad deal
06:45 - Bakyun: i don't mind

01:30 - Viri: if I didnt feel like someone replaced my brain with a cantaloupe i would play

00:26 - psy: only my own hand is worthy of my majesty

11:54 - Water水: Can't even be faithful to your drawing?
11:55 - ＭＡＳＯＮ｡ＩＮＩ✧: it's just a drawing mate
11:55 - Water水: Ouch.
11:56 - ＭＡＳＯＮ｡ＩＮＩ✧: I just opened a can of reality

17:42 - Viri: I just wanna see hhow big it is

20:24 - Kyonshii: The deadest fish have the strongest hearts you know
20:24 - Water水: #wisdom

19:04 - Bakyun: >not wanting a reverse hole penis