Recent reviews by 「warlockjay99」

i'm just gonna write a short review, as i don't wanna waste much time with this game.

i kinda like this but i don't have the patience to wait for items to come.
it's a great screensaver, but it would be much more fun to have more freedom in the game.
for example you could spawn stuff, zoom further out, get free camera. that sort of stuff
maybe control the weather, so you can affect your mountain, and if you don't do it correctly. something happens?
i don't know, it just feels empty, but maybe that's just the way this game intended to be.
i do recommend it tho, while i still regret buying it , as i don't use it as much

wouldn't recommend to any of my friends, but i see why people would like it so a positive review

TL;DR- not bad screensaver

Before writing this review, i'd like to inform you that i am NOT a fan of football (or soccer) games like FIFA, PES or football-manager. Neither do i like race games that much (sometimes i play Need for Speed, that's it) but this game is just so much fun.

gameplay
there's not that much to say about the gameplay. you just use:

1. W, A, S and D to move to directions
   
2. Left-Mouse click to boost
   
3. Right-Mouse click to jump(shoot)

graphics
the graphics look decent even on low settings for low-end pc's. the grass is well animated in the menu. The effects of the boosts you can unlock look awesome. however there is not that much to look upon too, since you only play in little maps, which are football(soccer) fields.

this is where all the fun is.
you can go online in normal matches wich can consist of:

• 1 vs 1
  
• 2 vs 2
  
• 3 vs 3
  
• 4 vs 4

also you can create a lobby to get your friend(s) and play together.

there's also a competetive mode, and i think most of you gamers know what that is. in short it's just like normal, but the game rewards you with a so called ''rank'' for how good you play. i won't go in detail what it is but you'll find out soon enough if you play the game

TL;DR great game, don't have to love soccer/cars

Best game in decades! -Gandhi

it's a simple puzzle game where everything is black except for noises, which are made by you, enemies, and other things like rocks you can trow later in the game. altough i said it's a simple game, it can get pretty challenging and even intense at some times. i am now at level XXX (30) and things got really spooky

• original concept
  
• the noise sounds are very clear (that's what the game is all about anyway)
  
• can be very challenging at some times
  
• i haven't seen a single bug or glitch
  
• it's just a fun game

altough it is a very good game it has 1 thing i had to look up on the internet because i had no clue what was going on, this part was on level XXIX (29)

• to this point i really have no cons except for the unclear thing at level XXIX, it is a very well done game which even has controller compatibility (which i used trough my whole play time) and it just is what it is, a very good puzzle game.

very good puzzle game, challenging at some points

first of all, i know this is a cheap game and i bought it on sale, but that doesn't make up for how horrible it is.

>every turn slows you down, but the bots don't slow down.
>every time you only even TOUCH the border, your speed hits almost 0.
>with every blue speed trigger on the ground, you will most definetly hit a wall so it only slows you down.
>don't even get me started on the bugs and glitches...
>the worst part? the game doesn't even tell you the controlls, you just spawn in the race, with no clue what to to.

>bought it for €0,14, got cards
>€0,08 per card
>get €0,24 back
>€0,10 profit

bad game, only buy on sale make profit trough cards

>be me
>cut peoples legs off
>pour gasoline on them
>set gasoline on fire
>accidently step in fire
>peed on myself to survive

• 10/10 would pee on myself again

seriously tho, download the naked mod ;)

great game, too much Final Fantasy 7 at the end though but solid game, i'm having fun with it

buy the game already