arkan: tokyo drift
best viking minge there is

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epic meme bro
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand HL2RP. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of old English literature most of the character designs will go over a typical roleplayer's head. There's also the SD's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Simon Blackquill from Ace Attorney, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the suspect, to realize that he's not just funny- he is saying something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike roleplay truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in a roleplayer's existencial catchphrase "/me pulls the trigger of his firearm, firing upon his target with intent to kill," which itself is a cryptic reference to Shakespearian literature. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the server's genius unfolds itself on their computer creens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a NEBULOUS.CLOUD tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. - Pekka Eric "Moonman" Auvinen
HAhahah you're very fucking funny.Yes serbia pussies attacked us with tanks and airplanes while we only had the fucking pieces of wood.And unlike you little moron hiding behind the screen I had to fucking defend my country and guess what, I did.Unlike you I have accomplish in my life.


-I'm like you probably already guessed, edgy fucking piece of shit
-Pro In every game that does and doesn't exist
-I have a life, fuck off
-Serious RPing
-I'm always up for playing games with you guys, so feel free to contact me

Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
how does it feel having the taste of rengars cum in your mouth, blackquills cock up your dirty, loose fucking asshole, and the sense of being worth absolutely nothing to the people who share your blood? Just because I haven't been on doesn't mean I don't know you're a fucking pedophile.
Humans - dull teeth, poor health, wearing choking hazard materials, and have guns.
Animals - bigger, stronger, sharp teeth, natural killing instincts, little to no choking material, can also have guns.

Conclusion: flurries would win.
Mmmhf~ PREY.. hmmf! I just creamed myself because you made this.
#29Wolfaye™, Today at 11:15 AM
Either way you hate anime. I don't like because of that..
Young Female standing at 5'0 feet. SHe has bright blue eyes and smooth bright brown hair. She appears to be near the age of 12.

[LOOC] Jessica Roshua: suppresion field was down for maintance
[LOOC] C18:CPF-ZONE-1.SU-401: dont fuck with me before i kick both of you
19:07 - Spooky Stalkerino: omg... erp gives me a boner
19:07 - Spooky Stalkerino: i jerk off to combine assassin r34
[OOC] Chad Strider: is ERP allowed on the server? serious question
some time later
[OOC] Chad Strider: Furry degenerate
Natalie 'Natty' Murphy has banned 'TWISTED FUCKING ROLEPLAY' for 60 hour(s) (Fail RP | Not here to Seriously RP | Come back if you want to actually RP).
TWISTED FUCKING ROLEPLAY has disconnected from the server.
Natalie 'Natty' Murphy has banned '' for 60 hour(s) (Fail RP | Not here to Seriously RP | Come back if you want to actually RP). has disconnected from the server.
Natalie 'Natty' Murphy has banned 'peak human evolution' for 60 hour(s) (Fail RP | Not here to Seriously RP | Come back if you want to actually RP).
Disconnect: Fail RP | Not here to Seriously RP | Come back if you want to actually RP.
Disconnect: Fail RP | Not here to Seriously RP | Come back if you want to actually RP.
I'm a random fuckhead that loves offensive humor, I curse constantly, I'm a pervert, I'm a neo-nazi that doesn't agree with the holocaust, because killing people because of something as useless as religion is fucking dumb, no matter who you are. Oh, and I'm a sex-addicted ERPing furfaggot.
19:46 - arthur name: no wonder ur server only has 6 players daily
19:47 - xelve: Minging and hacking on HL2RP server in 2017
19:47 - xelve: Get a life faggot lmao
19:47 - arthur name: LOL
19:47 - arthur name: says the guy who roleplays
19:47 - xelve is now Offline.
19:47 - xelve is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
im known wtf?
CCA.i17:HELIX.DvL.18742 has banned 'wagnar sanchez' permanently (Known minge | Exploit | Not here to roleplay | Permanent).
Disconnect: Known minge | Exploit | Not here to roleplay | Permanent.
Disconnect: Known minge | Exploit | Not here to roleplay | Permanent.
cut myself on that edge
OL.HELIX.05-114 yells "<:: I have a soul and my life. I'd rather come out alive. ::>"
Rajab Rind yells "What the FUCK can we do?"
OL.HELIX.05-114 yells "<:: To say I have innocence anymore would be a lie. ::>"
Rajab Rind yells "We have a HALF EMPTY PISTOL!"
OL.HELIX.05-114 yells "<:: Cool. ::>"
Xin Wusao yells "人間の盾を犯したら、私たちはあなたを殺します!"
Rajab Rind yells "Fuck! What are you some kinda twelve year old school shooter?"
Rajab Rind yells "This isn't a fucking game! People will DIE!"
OL.HELIX.05-114 yells "<:: Nope! ::>"

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rich man Feb 5 @ 10:13am 
ah yes... why are you so TIGHT? 😘
Nikolas "Heartbreaker" Cruz Jan 27 @ 4:44pm 
The first time I saw you I couldn't take my eyes off you. In school I was always there for you when assholes you dated treated you with 1% of the respect I have for you in 1% of my heart alone. I always offered to pay for your lunch even when you were dating other guys. When you wanted to go out because an asshole had broke up with you and you needed to take your mind off it and I was busy I made time for you, but I also respected you when you were busy. In tenth grade when I masturbated for the first time I didn't think of pornstars like other guys but I thought of you. At prom you were the only one I wanted to take but you went with a douche who had asked another girl before you. That's the reason I didn't go because I couldn't go with you. I never told you this before but you've gone as far as you need to with all the assholes you date. I'll be the last guy you ever date. Because we will never break up. A brother wouldn't do any of this but that's what you call me?!?!?!?!
rich man Jan 24 @ 9:18am