sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia
Jasper   Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
 
 
in order for a mediocre man to defeat a genius, he must become a demon



I play Overwatch, WoW [worldofwarcraft.com] and TF2. happy to merc,
hl pyro>demo>engi>anything else, 6s demo/med.
Pyro/Co-Captain for Squid Kids . Feel free to hmu about hl scrims/officials/team stuff.

idiot traps on top 10 plays lmao

Comp History:
Steel HL// s14 - Francium (Sniper/Demo) 12th
s15 - The Euphoric Nine (Demo) 5th
s16 - Macchiato: The Team (Heavy) 5th
s17 - Macchiato: The Team (Engi/whatever the fuck we needed) 5th
s18 - Squid Kids (Demo) 5th
s19 - Squid Kids (Demo) 1st (11/0)
Plat// s20 - Squid Kids (Demo) 3rd
s21 - Squid Kids (Demo) 3rd
s22 - Squid Kids (Pyro)

ugc [www.ugcleague.com]

ozfort [warzone.ozfortress.com]

logs [logs.tf]

6s// ozfl open s16 - Squid Adolescents (fuckin scout or some shit idk)
ozf im s17 - spog daddies: pocket (moved to sub bc wow lmao)
ozf im s18 - spog overlords (sub soldier)
ozf Midsummer Night's Cup Open - psyco + 5weebs (Demo) 2nd, gimped by admins all evening.
ozf im s19 - IWWIW (core med) 5th

watch my shitty videos

music

more music [open.spotify.com]

SRS PC STUFF: Laptop boi, 2.4 ingame/1800 dpi

Battle.net - Veni#11226 (Support/Tank main ezpz)

closet animu watcher [myanimelist.net](not updated)

5:39 PM - Gub: i wish i was as cool as you veni
5:39 PM - Veni: you know you do
5:39 PM - Gub: youd be the kind of guy to quote that
5:39 PM - Veni: that didn't even occur to me
5:39 PM - Veni: thanks fam :^)
5:39 PM - Gub: FUCK

♥ Bec the Bitch ♥: FUCKING
♥ Bec the Bitch ♥: FUCK
♥ Bec the Bitch ♥: LIFE
♥ Bec the Bitch ♥: WHY
♥ Bec the Bitch ♥: I ACCIDENTALLYU
♥ Bec the Bitch ♥: THREW MYU PIE
♥ Bec the Bitch ♥: ACROSS THE ROOM
uncle tOBYS OATH CUNT: LOL
uncle tOBYS OATH CUNT: HOW
♥ Bec the Bitch ♥: I AM O SAD
uncle tOBYS OATH CUNT: HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY THROW A PIE
♥ Bec the Bitch ♥: THE BIT I WAS HOLDING FELL OFF AND OIT FELL AND I TRIED TO CATCH IT BUT ENDED UP WHACXKING IT AND IT WENT FLYING
uncle tOBYS OATH CUNT: holy fuckin shit you're such a retard
uncle tOBYS OATH CUNT: hahahahahha
♥ Bec the Bitch ♥: IVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS ALLK DAY
♥ Bec the Bitch ♥: I HATE MY LIFE
uncle tOBYS OATH CUNT: go back to bed
uncle tOBYS OATH CUNT: its okay
uncle tOBYS OATH CUNT: the world can't hurt you there
♥ Bec the Bitch ♥: :'(


10:48 PM - aesthetic grunge: nO
10:48 PM - kure: yEs
10:48 PM - aesthetic grunge: u heckin weebo
10:49 PM - kure: you know how theres like
10:49 PM - kure: water sticks
10:49 PM - aesthetic grunge: bet ur 2nd fave was jessie
10:49 PM - kure: that point in the direction of the nearest water source
10:49 PM - aesthetic grunge: yeah
10:49 PM - kure: you see i have that with anime girls and my penis
10:49 PM - aesthetic grunge: o shit
10:49 PM - aesthetic grunge: same
10:49 PM - kure: it points in the direction of the most attractive ones
10:49 PM - kure: AND ITS POINTING AT HER VENI
10:49 PM - kure: UR WRONG
10:49 PM - aesthetic grunge: iTS NOT
10:49 PM - aesthetic grunge: OMG
10:49 PM - aesthetic grunge: UR WRONG
10:50 PM - kure: MY DICK HAS LASER POINTER PRECISION

12:28 AM - hakuna matata!: NOT MORE ASIAN WOMEN
12:28 AM - hakuna matata!: GOD SAVE ME


squid fam best fam
Currently Online
Favorite Game
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Hours played
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Achievements
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Perfect Games
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Recent Activity

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last played on Aug 16
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last played on Aug 7
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last played on Jul 21
intellectual heavyweight Aug 5 @ 8:57am 
i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about veni. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
who
x3
intellectual heavyweight Jul 31 @ 1:19am 
jaspurr x33333 rawr
intellectual heavyweight Jul 6 @ 10:10pm 
Look here you dumb broad. I have a fukkin mad crush on you, and i think we need to get together asap. SRS I've felt like this for a while, I'm not surprised you never noticed, you're too busy doing your fukkin hair and make up, listening to kesha and shit. hit me back when yo get this and let me know what you think. peace bitch
BussySplasher_XXX_1993 Jul 1 @ 10:12am 
I just want you too know that I love you and so does everyone else have a great day friend!