Magic Kirby: Because all the other Kirbies are POOR and IRISH.
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Basically all of my steam names contain "Vidios" in some manner-- it's pronounced similarly to "videos" except it sounds kind of Spanish-like with the 'i' sound there.
If it makes sense, abbrievate the name as "Vid". Please. Vid. DO IT.
Waaay back in the past, my original steam name was KirbylikesIt. (This was abbrievated KLI.) Since then, the innuendo from the possibilities of "It" was too much to bear, so I switched to Vidios, a name of a name.
This game is absolutely beautiful. Not only in the visual sense, featuring many more colors besides brown & grey, but also in the story and gameplay sense.
This is essentially a top-down shooter with RPG elements (e.g. experience, levelling up) that works quite well.
In the auditory sense, we have a silky-smooth talking narrator. And I mean silky, like, listening to the narrator will pleasure you sexually.
If that isn't enough for you, there's a Portal crossover if you buy it on steam. Which you're going to do, because this game is great.
A bloody excellent 3D "collect 'em all" style platformer, featuring some of the wackiest environments you'll see in a video game. And a summer camp.
You'll see some crazy things as you use your psychic powers to enter the minds of others and clean them up.
Furthermore, bacon is a useful item in this game.
You love bacon, I can tell; go play this game!