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Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 5:31pm

It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 9:16am

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 6:46pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 6:20pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 12:02pm

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 12:00pm

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 6:13pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 8:20pm

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 10:43pm

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 9:30pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 10:28am

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 10:50am

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 6:03pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 6:32pm

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 10:02pm

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 9:28pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 4:40pm

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 6:51pm

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 11:40pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 4:32pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 7:40pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 5:25pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2016 @ 6:05am

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 12:04am

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 7:03pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 12:15pm

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 8:08pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 10:30am

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 9:30pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 1:02pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 9:11am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 6:46pm

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 5:49pm

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 12:17am

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2016 @ 7:01pm

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 1:40pm

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 11:34pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 11:37pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 7:26pm

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 6:22pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 11:57pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2016 @ 8:46am

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 9:30pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 8:51am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 11:54pm

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 6:59pm

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 6:24pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 12:50pm

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 1:07pm

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 12:56pm

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 12:38pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 12:58pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2016 @ 11:44pm

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 6:07pm

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 12:28am

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 9:11am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2016 @ 3:08pm

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2016 @ 3:04pm

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 1:23pm

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2016 @ 6:55am

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2016 @ 6:48am

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 1:25pm

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 1:25pm

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 7:55pm

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 1:30pm

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 1:33pm

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 1:43pm

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 3:23pm

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2016 @ 4:35pm

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2016 @ 5:00pm

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2016 @ 11:04am

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2016 @ 11:27am

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2016 @ 5:14pm

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2016 @ 9:05am

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2016 @ 8:56am

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2016 @ 9:30am

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2016 @ 10:52am

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2016 @ 10:49am

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked Nov 14, 2016 @ 9:44am

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2016 @ 7:14am

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2016 @ 11:13am

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked Nov 14, 2016 @ 9:53am

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2016 @ 8:46am

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2016 @ 6:30am

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2016 @ 10:01am

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2016 @ 7:21am

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2016 @ 1:21pm

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked Nov 14, 2016 @ 10:04am

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2016 @ 1:01pm

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2016 @ 12:49pm

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked Nov 14, 2016 @ 10:11am

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2016 @ 7:49am

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2016 @ 1:53pm

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2016 @ 10:33am

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2016 @ 10:42am

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2016 @ 10:33am

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2016 @ 12:01pm

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2016 @ 12:46pm

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2016 @ 12:56pm

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2016 @ 12:09pm

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2016 @ 12:40pm

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2016 @ 12:34pm

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2016 @ 8:40am

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2016 @ 4:56pm

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2016 @ 5:07pm

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2016 @ 4:48pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2016 @ 8:44am

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2016 @ 5:00pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2016 @ 9:21am

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2016 @ 5:09am

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2016 @ 5:18am

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2016 @ 5:42pm

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2016 @ 6:16pm

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2016 @ 5:26pm

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2016 @ 5:23pm

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2016 @ 5:26pm

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2016 @ 5:20pm

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2016 @ 5:36pm

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2016 @ 6:47pm

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.



And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.


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