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Dispenser Down   United States
 
 
I'm a meme AMA

You should probably nickname me, I have an identity crisis every other day.

Competitive History

HIGHLANDER
UGC Season 21: :ok_hand: | Platinum - Engineer (3-5)
UGC Season 20: Show 'Em The Pine | Silver - Engineer (5-3)
UGC Season 20: 2Legit2Quit | Silver - Engineer (incmp)
UGC Season 19: 2Legit2Quit | Silver - Engineer (3-5)
UGC Season 18: Alphabet Alliterations | Gold - Engineer (Sub) (4-4)
UGC Season 17: Spicy+ Support | Silver - Engineer (4-4)
UGC Season 16: Spicy+ Support | Silver - Engineer (4-4)
UGC Season 15: Spicy+ Support | Steel - Engineer (9-3)
UGC Season 14: Spicy+ Support | Steel - Engineer (3-5)
UGC Season 13: HuSTLe | Iron - Engineer (incmp)

SIXES
UGC Season 22: 2Legit2Quit (incmp) | Silver - Engineer
UGC Season 18: Bob Saget's Hit Squad | Steel - Pocket Soldier (Sub)

FOURS
UGC Season 10: Bald Peices Of Shit | Silver
UGC Season 7: Frozen Yogurt Technology | Steel (Sub)
UGC Season 6: 4Heads | Steel (Sub)
UGC Season 4: Gud Grummur | Iron (Sub)

(incmp) = Incomplete: I left the team's roster OR the team was disbanded before the season ended.

I'm now "retired" from UGC Highlander. But feel free to hit me up for HL pugs, or to ring Engie/Medic/Heavy/Scout.
Currently Online
Items Up For Trade
1,019
Items Owned
2,346
Trades Made
1,595
Market Transactions
(These items are not actually for trade.)

Recent Activity

6,419 hrs on record
last played on Mar 28
13.9 hrs on record
last played on Mar 21
Jewlander - Cumulonohmbus Jan 11 @ 3:45pm 
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Admiral Bread Crumbs Jan 11 @ 3:14pm 
BOYS RULE! GIRLS DROOL
Unkindled Ash Dec 25, 2016 @ 8:11am 
ℳerry ℭhristmas & A ℋappy 2017
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Unkindled Ash Dec 24, 2016 @ 6:32pm 
You used to uber me on Dustbowl
Late night when you need my guns
And I know when that sentry beep
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the server, you
Getting dominations for yourself now
Killing everybody, I feel left out
Girl you got me playing by myself, ow
Cause ever since I left the server, you
Started wearing hats and doing taunts more
Charging into battle by yourself more
Ubering some guys I'd never seen before
Ever since I left the server you, you, you
You and me we just don't pub stomp
I check you online but you always gone
The song was too long so I cut a lot out sorry
Wonder if you're popping off you're Kritzkrieg on someone else
Wonder if you're pulling off a back cap with someone else
Pushing up the payload, getting top scores with someone else
You don't need no one else
Please don't pocket no one else, no
Why you never say hey
Why you always AFK
Used to always talk and hang, be good girl
Josh Dec 7, 2016 @ 1:45am 
ARE YOU THE MAYOR OF POUNDTOWN
Missa :3 Nov 24, 2016 @ 8:57am 
Happy Thanksgiving