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Umiman: DF IS OUT!!!!
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Calgary, Alberta, Canada 
So this massive, flying desert titan made of amber decides he wants to subjugate my dwarves. He lands at the top of one of the mountains and starts to make his way down towards my stronghold. I send out the 80 dwarf strong military, all carrying massive battle axes and filled to the brim with berserker rage. They meet on the mountainside and the Dwarves start swarming him and piling onto the titan. Even though they are all carrying huge axes, the common strategy of that day was to bite the amber titan with their teeth.
So this huge, 20m tall titan has 80 dwarves clinging onto it by their teeth and he's frantically plucking each of them off one by one and throwing them off the mountain. Each dwarf goes flying for a good 100 meters in the air before they fall and smash back onto the ground. Then they run back up the mountain with all their broken limbs to bite him again.
Eventually my baron goes, "fuck this shit. I've got an axe." He starts pushing aside all the dwarves biting the titan and with a mighty swing from his artifact bone axe, Lolumeggut, he cleaves straight through the titan's lower body from the back and tears the poor thing in half, sending guts and blood flying everywhere.
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I think I've spent more time on the mods for this game than I have breathing.
Uhh... you're going to want a gamepad for this. It's ridiculously hard on the keyboard.
People say this is a very strategic game. I say this game is about as strategic as a game of checkers. It's hard to have grand tactics or demonstrate superior judgement when you have barely any variables to modify.
If you like simple strategy, then this is good.
