umbrella
Japan
 
 
ヘルプ・ミー
I got a feelin that I'm not gonna be here for next year
So lets laugh a little before I'm gone

Leather belt around my throat feels so better than the rope I had before
The results are the same, but now I'm comfy when I go
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"We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place, we have no great war, no great depression. Our great war is a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives."
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I am the shipwreck with its scattered and soaked wood littering the ocean like a nest of roaches.
The water smothers me patiently, and it waits to feel my body on the ocean floor.
I am the captain.
I stand on my ship, never leaving its side, for tonight I sleep in a sharks stomach.
The tears and rain both hit my face, as I lay on the deck and wait to drown.
I am thunder.
Hear me roar as I deafen all.
I conduct my orchestra as loud as possible and conclude with a violent smash.
I am washing the splinters from within my heart and I scream as it pumps.
I let my lungs fill with water as the broken bath tub leaks.
Let the clouds be Witnesses
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3:57 PM - 59$: shaqs got it all man
3:57 PM - 59$: he was fucking jacked
3:57 PM - 59$: the dudes fucking huge
3:57 PM - 59$: and he probs got a anaconda for a dick
3:57 PM - umbrella: probably
3:57 PM - 59$: u know
3:57 PM - 59$: what if he had like a average penis
3:58 PM - 59$: wouldn't that just look really fucking ridicoulus
3:58 PM - 59$: it wouldnt even fit in his hand
3:58 PM - umbrella: LOL
3:58 PM - 59$: ud be a girl thinkin oh shit ima bone shaq
3:58 PM - 59$: he whips out his 5 inch penis
3:58 PM - 59$: id leave tbh
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8:36 PM - small ketchup: "we already fucked up counter strike, let's just make a shit load of money off of it and then call it quits" © Valve
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3:52 PM - ARTYA: i tried to get myself fired from mcdonalds
3:53 PM - ARTYA: by just not showing up for a couple of days
3:53 PM - ARTYA: they gave me better work days / times, shorter workdays, and a raise
3:53 PM - ARTYA: LOL
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3:57 PM - ARTYA: i want a 5* hotel
3:57 PM - ARTYA: swimming pool
3:57 PM - ARTYA: 3 fat bitches
3:58 PM - umbrella: LOL
3:58 PM - umbrella: what
3:58 PM - ARTYA: and idk what
3:58 PM - umbrella: why fat
3:58 PM - umbrella: bitches
3:58 PM - ARTYA: so she won't feel ugly
3:58 PM - ARTYA: that i'm fucking fat bitches
3:58 PM - ARTYA: u know
3:58 PM - ARTYA: i mean
3:58 PM - ARTYA: it's cheating
3:58 PM - ARTYA: but theyre ugly
3:58 PM - ARTYA: so it doesn't count]
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9:03 PM - small ketchup: gf scratches dick with nails need to piss but hurts too much :~)
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14 Nov 7 @ 10:05am 
2➕ plus 2 is 4 Minus➖ 1 that's 3, quick maths🔢 Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees💨🌲 See your girl👧 in the park🏞️, that girl is a uckers When the ting🔫 went quack-quack-quack🦆, you man were ducking🐥 Hold tight Asnee, he's got the pumpy🔫 Hold tight my man, he's got the frisbee⚽ I trap, trap, trap on the road🚗, movin' that cornflakes🍲 Rice Krispie, hold tight my girl Whitney🙎🏿‍♀️ (perfect)💯 On the road doin' ten tours, allow my toes👣 You man thought I froze❄️ I see a peng girl then I pose If she's not on it, I ghost👻😱 Hah, look at your nose👃👃 What? You dickhead!❎❎ Look at your nose🐽🐽 Nose run like garden hose,💦💦💦
vuitton Aug 5 @ 8:09am 
You've stolen my pepe for the last time. You think I can't hear that shit while you're hammering away behind your keyboard spamming my monkaS? Guess what, son, I'm not retarded, I fucking know what you've been doing, that thing is a turbo powered hyper rabbit triple x wet pepe machine, which makes sense why you use it, you surely didn't get your pepe from your father, I can say that. You're fucking 18 you're a god damned fucking adult, stop stealing your moms memes and man the fuck up, walk into the nearest meme shop slap down a ten and fucking slide in some monkaMega's. I'm fucking tired of cleaning up the FeelsBadMan you tell me are rare pepes, I'm not fucking retarded. Hang yourself you fucking fake memer. Love, Mom.
14 Jul 2 @ 9:25pm 
umbrella: id love to fiddle ur butthole again bby
umbrella: oh
umbrella: wait
umbrella: wrong chat
umbrella: lul
Awful Retard May 21 @ 9:29pm 
gonna steal these copy pastas to impress certain grills thanks
14 May 10 @ 4:43am 
You've stolen my pepe for the last time. You think I can't hear that shit while you're hammering away behind your keyboard spamming my monkaS? Guess what, son, I'm not retarded, I fucking know what you've been doing, that thing is a turbo powered hyper rabbit triple x wet pepe machine, which makes sense why you use it, you surely didn't get your pepe from your father, I can say that. You're fucking 18 you're a god damned fucking adult, stop stealing your moms memes and man the fuck up, walk into the nearest meme shop slap down a ten and fucking slide in some monkaMega's. I'm fucking tired of cleaning up the FeelsBadMan you tell me are rare pepes, I'm not fucking retarded. Hang yourself you fucking fake memer. Love, Mom.
14 Apr 21 @ 7:35am 
PUFF PUFF PASS! This is a cellular blunt so don’t fuck up the rotation keep this shit movin’ til the whole world hits it! Happy 420!! 🌿🚬🚬 BLAZEEE ITTTTTT. This is the 420 blunt4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ If I'm being BLUNT 🚬 U one of my main hoes. 😜😉😘 I'm trying to WEED 🌿🍃🌱🍁out the bad friends so if you're a GOOD😂😝😎🤑friend, send this blunt 🚬🚬 to ten of your best blazing bros👫👭👬 if you get 5 back from your BUDS🌿🌱🍁then ur GANJA (gonna) be blazing bros and best friends forever 🚬🍁🌿😜