Unlocked: Jan 2, 2013 9:55pm
Cooking by the book
Cast a Magick successfully.
Unlocked: Jan 2, 2013 9:58pm
An eye for an eye
Defeat Behold, the watcher
Unlocked: Jan 2, 2013 10:41pm
No more trolling
Defeat Ygg.
Unlocked: Jan 2, 2013 11:27pm
Solid Snake
Defeat Jormungandr.
Unlocked: Jan 3, 2013 12:08am
There is no goat level
Defeat Jotunn.
Unlocked: Jan 3, 2013 12:07pm
Saved by the king
Defeat the Warlock and Machine.
Unlocked: Jan 3, 2013 3:16pm
KHAAAAAAAAN!
Defeat Khan
Unlocked: Jan 3, 2013 4:16pm
88mph
Get thrown back in time by Vlad.
Unlocked: Jan 3, 2013 9:53pm
More like the Aristocats
Defeat the Aristocrats.
Unlocked: Jan 3, 2013 10:39pm
Play it again, Vlad
Defeat Vlad.
Unlocked: Jan 3, 2013 11:33pm
Don't fear the reaper
Defeat Death.
Unlocked: Jan 5, 2013 11:05am
Dragon "Slayer"
Defeat Fafnir.
Unlocked: Jan 5, 2013 11:27am
I think Magicka is a pretty cool guy
Defeat Assatur.
Unlocked: Jan 2, 2013 9:58pm
Basic Element
Use all basic elements at least once.
Unlocked: Jan 2, 2013 9:53pm
Vanilla Ice
Create a spell containing only Ice.
Unlocked: Jan 2, 2013 9:54pm
Let off some steam
Create a spell containing Steam.
Unlocked: Jan 2, 2013 9:48pm
State Alchemist
Create a spell that contains at least 3 different elements.
Unlocked: Jan 3, 2013 11:08am
I'm the wizard king, I can do anything!
Create a spell that contains 5 different elements.
Unlocked: Jan 3, 2013 11:07am
The Enchanter
Imbue your weapon with a spell.
Unlocked: Jan 2, 2013 10:53pm
Houdini
Break free from entanglement without using spells or magicks.
Unlocked: Jan 5, 2013 11:15am
IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!!!
Successfully cross two beams into a more powerful one.
Unlocked: Jan 2, 2013 10:35pm
RPG much?
Complete all side quests in the game.
Unlocked: Jan 3, 2013 11:50am
It's over nine thousand!!!!
Deal over 9000 damage to one enemy.
Unlocked: Jan 2, 2013 11:54pm
There can be only one
Kill MacLeod.
Unlocked: Jan 2, 2013 11:12pm
"Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch"
Die from falling damage.
Unlocked: Jan 3, 2013 4:25pm
101st Airborne
Jump off a cliff and save yourself by teleporting.
Unlocked: Jan 3, 2013 11:07am
First Blood
Kill one enemy using the M60.
Unlocked: Jan 3, 2013 12:10pm
This is Magicka!
Push the soldier in battlefield down the hole.
Unlocked: Jan 2, 2013 9:53pm
OMG! They killed Yellow!
Die with yellow robes.
Unlocked: Jan 3, 2013 12:23pm
Killing your friends, you're doing it wrong
Heal a total of 100 000 hit points.
Unlocked: Jan 3, 2013 11:45am
Deep Impact
Kill 5 enemies with a single Earth projectile.
Unlocked: Jan 5, 2013 12:30pm
No Power = No Responsibility
Defeat Parker.
Unlocked: Jan 5, 2013 1:23pm
From whence you came...
Get sucked into the portal to R'lyeh
Unlocked: Jan 5, 2013 6:31pm
Ice Age
It's what killed the dinosaurs. Smash 100 frozen creatures to bits.
Never cross the beams
Cross opposite beams so that at least someone dies from it.
Wingardium Leviosa
Push someone off a cliff.
It's raining (beast)men
Gib 5 beastmen in 5 seconds.
The perfect storm
All players survived a thunderstorm.
One in a million?
Get struck by a thunderbolt and survive.
Blue… No Yelloooow!
Have a hard time settling on a color.
Better you than me
Be invisible while one other player dies.
Finders keepers
Steal your friends equipment after he has died.
We are the champions
Survive all waves of a challenge.
I call it a Hawking Hole
Make 50 enemies get sucked into the same Vortex.
Mission improbable
Complete Adventure in less than 4 hours.
Stuff of legends
Defeat Fafnir by striking him with Gram.
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Aquire all Magicks in adventure mode.
Sherlock Holmes
Find all secret areas in the game.
MU-MU-MU-MULTIKILL!
Kill 20 enemies with one spell or magick.
Too fancy for fireballs?
Complete one level using only magicks.
Bad Taste
Overkill 1000 enemies.
King's Quest
Find all the moose.
Lead farmer
Kill 1000 enemies using firearms
Good Company
Accomplish all objectives in the Vietnam rescue mission
Nothing but a man, who can never fail
Win 20 versus matches in a row
Seven day cruise
Play one game per day on the Lonely Island Cruise for seven consecutive days.
Swedish Summer Achievement
Experience Rain and/or Blizzard 20 times during one Versus match to unlock a much needed treat.
Fhtagn once more!
Put great Cthulhu to sleep once more.
Banisher of horrors
Vanquish 1000 creatures of the Cthulhu mytos.
Breezed through
Complete Chapter 1 in one sitting without dying.
Handling the frustration
Complete Chapter 2 in one sitting without dying.
Driven mad
Complete Chapter 3 in one sitting without dying.
Friendship is Magicka
Find all the elven horses
Let Me In
Enter the house of Elwenhús
The Crusader Breakings
Defeat the first Guardian
A Bridge too Near
Defeat the second Guardian
Amarth Faeg!
Defeat the third Guardian
Interred with the Vampire
Finish The Other Side of the Coin
Hurt me plenty
Find and leave the brazier of Bizzlebob aflame.
Just a breeze of blue cheese
Finish the chapter without any player dying.
Hey, mach-arena!
Finish the chapter on hard difficulty without any player dying.
Not what they signed up for
Disrupt the service of 37 minions by the means of spinning saws.
Is that the wurst you can do?
Defeat the Wurstmacher.
Tenderized!
Finish the chapter on hard difficulty.
I don't believe in Orcs
Get to the Old Library without killing any Orcs.
Enduring the Tide
Survive the entire onslaught at the end of Courtyard.
Being the Tide
Survive the entire onslaught at the end of Courtyard on hard difficulty.
Don't mach such a mess
Defeat the Wurstmacher without destroying any spinning saws.
