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Rowboat Cop

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AND I PROVED THEM!

United Kingdom (Great Britain) 

It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?


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Kel posted on July 11, 2011 @ 2:19am
ticket!
 
Gonads posted on July 02, 2011 @ 3:13pm
I hope your golden potato becomes real and gets forcefully inserted into your rotunda in a non pleasurable way.
 
Mork posted on July 02, 2011 @ 2:09pm
Oh hey there Mr. Ticket.
 
Marcach posted on July 02, 2011 @ 10:09am
Well, since we used Turra for the spam for winter might as well for summer too!
 
Dog Fort posted on July 02, 2011 @ 10:02am
Ha haa! Comment for Summer Camp Achievement.
 
Zoolooman posted on February 19, 2011 @ 12:54pm
BULLETSTORM WOO


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Knifeback Mountain
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I just shrugged said welp and carried on

Sort of the de facto European goon group, I guess.

Read the SA thread for more info on what we're hosting, how to join full servers, etc.

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Super duper co-op fun

Leave a comment July 3rd, 2011 @ 10:14am

Known mainly for Dicktits, Bulletstorm really suprised me when it turned out to actually be a great game. The core combat is solid and fun, and each new section has different enemies and environmental hazards to kill them with. It may be over the top and have immature jokes but the story is not as terrible as you might think it is, and the jokes and dialogue work for me anyway. Shame there isn't really a multiplayer, SP took me 6.4 hours to finish.

Leave a comment February 22nd, 2011 @ 5:47pm

A lovely relaxing game where you spread your seed. Then your seed has to fight someone elses seed and its a fight for survival in this calm peaceful but horrific universe

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