if dese runty gits had some more dakka, dey wouldnt get all chopped up by a buncha pansy traps

a mareen was walkin2 battel wit his battel brother n they were crossin da rode
he sed “bbz will u serve the emprah 4evr”
he said “NO..”“
da mareen cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine
battel brother was cryin and went to pic up his body
he was ded
he whispered 2 his corpse “I ment 2 sey i will serve the emprah FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he serve the emprah moar den 4evr)
xxx~*…repost dis if u cry evry time…~*xxx

Holy shit this game is fucking amazing why haven't I played it before.