Flying Spaghetti Pirates.
Saveing the world from global warming.
Yarrrrrrrrrr. Official tag is [FSMP] flying spaghetti monster pirates.
Pirates 1 : Ninjas 0
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Something of use:
1. If it moves, shoot it.
2. If it doesn't move, poke it with your turret and then shoot it.
3. When in doubt -- empty your magazine.!!
4. Overkill works.
5. Never share a cockpit with somebody braver than you are.
6. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
7. No plan survives the first contact with the enemy.
8. Five second bombs blowup in three seconds.
9. Try to look unimportant. The enemy may be low on ammo.
10. Don't look conspicuous -- it draws fire.
11. Never draw fire -- it irritates everyone around you.
12. Teamwork is essential -- it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.
13. The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.
14. The easy way is always camped.
15. If you are short of everything except enemy, then you are in combat.
16. When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
17. The shortest distance between two points is always a trap.
18. If a deal looks too good to be true, it's a scam. If you look really hard and can't see the scam, that's because the scammer is smarter than you.
Saveing the world from global warming.
Yarrrrrrrrrr. Official tag is [FSMP] flying spaghetti monster pirates.
Pirates 1 : Ninjas 0