27 people found this review helpful
107 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 218.8 hrs on record (27.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: Apr 9, 2016 @ 8:44am
Updated: Jul 26, 2021 @ 12:51am

Hello there slime NOOOO.

Day 1: Punch a tree for what feels like 10 hours
Day 2: TRY to make a furnace, but it turns out you're 1 stone short
Day 3: Make it down to hell for some reason, get hit off by a fire imp
Day 5: Try to beat the eye of cthulhu with just shurikens; actually works
Day 10: Full platinum, beat skeletron.
Day 50: Best items pre-hardmode, fight wall of flesh, wall at 5 hp and you get hit by a fire imp...
Day 50 1/2: Beat wall of flesh
Day 100: Beat moon load
Day 101: Try to beat moon lord but your computer was broken.

11/5 would beat game then break computer again

(extremely reccomended)
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9 Comments
Mechanikas Aug 1, 2016 @ 7:11am 
I liek the day difference
suqarysour May 8, 2016 @ 11:31am 
#2 happens to me A LOT. Plus, i dont like ruining the terrain and i was too lazy to make a mineshaft
yahya Apr 16, 2016 @ 2:23pm 
lol
Moi Apr 16, 2016 @ 12:44pm 
Day 102 : Cry and
Try to recover your map with backups
NiftyAffairz Apr 16, 2016 @ 11:58am 
so true
i regret Apr 16, 2016 @ 9:53am 
Day 102: Buy a new computer
=-=MrDragonPig=-= Apr 16, 2016 @ 3:29am 
Well, of course it felt like hours when you were PUNCHING the tree as you're meant to cut it down with the copper axe that it gives you.
traydenpoke Apr 14, 2016 @ 3:49pm 
It was a joke mystic, hence why 14 people out of most who have read it rated it funny.
JBCubed Apr 14, 2016 @ 7:24am 
lol