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Personal Achievements
 

Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2010 @ 7:38am

Lord of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Normal Difficulty.

Lab Cleaner

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Normal Difficulty.

Chicken Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Normal Difficulty.

The Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Normal Difficulty.

The Long War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2009 @ 7:35am

Experimenticenticide

Kill 100 Specimens.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2010 @ 5:23am

Fascist Dietitian

Kill 200 Bloats.

Homer's Heroes

Kill 100 Sirens.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2010 @ 11:02am

Keep Those Sneakers Off the Floor!

Kill 20 Stalkers with Explosives.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2010 @ 11:58am

Random Axe of Kindness

Kill 15 Specimens with a Fire Axe in a Single Wave.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2010 @ 12:39pm

Bitter Irony

Kill 2 Scrakes with a Chainsaw in a Single Wave.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2010 @ 5:48am

Hot Cross Fun

Kill 25 Burning Specimens with a Crossbow.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2009 @ 8:05am

Social Outburst

Kill 8 Specimens with One Grenade.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2011 @ 8:25am

Careful Spender

Kill 4 Specimens with a Single Shot from a Hunting Shotgun.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2009 @ 7:35am

It's Not Easy Being Greasy

Cause a Specimen to Die by Luring them into Bloat Acid.

Too Close For Comfort

Finish off a Fleshpound using a Melee Attack.

Master Surgeon

As a Medic, Kill 8 Specimens using a Knife in a Single Wave.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2010 @ 1:37pm

It's What's Inside That Counts

Turn 500 Specimens into Giblets.

Quarter Pounder With Ease

Turn 5 Fleshpounds into Giblets.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2009 @ 2:52pm

Self Medicator

In Co-op Mode, Use Syringe on Yourself 100 Times.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2010 @ 1:05pm

Thin-Ice Pirouette

Complete 10 Waves when the Rest of your Team has Died.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2010 @ 12:51pm

Philanthropist

Give 1,000 Pounds to Teammates who have 50% of Your Cash or Less.

I Like To Watch

Aquire 5 Minutes of "Zed-Time".
Unlocked Aug 24, 2012 @ 6:37pm

Mr. Perky

Get All of your Perks up to Level 5.

Straight Rush

Kill the Patriarch Before he has a Chance to Heal.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2011 @ 2:03pm

The L.A.W. That Broke The Camel's Back

Deliver the Killing Blow to the Patriarch with a L.A.W. Rocket.

Death To The Mad Scientist

Defeat the Patriarch on Suicidal.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2009 @ 2:25pm

Experimentimillicide

Kill 1,000 Specimens.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2010 @ 1:09pm

Experimentilottacide

Kill 10,000 Specimens.

Hard Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hard Difficulty.

Duke of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hard Difficulty.

Cattle Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2010 @ 1:49pm

Hard Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hard Difficulty.

Lab Assistant

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hard Difficulty.

The Hard War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2012 @ 2:36pm

Suicidal Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2011 @ 1:53pm

Emperor of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2012 @ 1:07pm

Alligator Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2012 @ 11:36am

Mad Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2012 @ 7:02am

Lab Professor

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2012 @ 1:12pm

The Completely Suicidal War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Suicidal Difficulty.

Tin Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Normal Difficulty.

Steel Worker

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2012 @ 6:39am

Man of Steel

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Suicidal Difficulty.

A Bit Barmy

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2010 @ 8:39am

Gone Mental

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2012 @ 2:20pm

Complete Barking

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Suicidal Difficulty.

Squirrel King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2010 @ 2:24pm

Raccoon King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2012 @ 11:53am

Bear King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2010 @ 12:54pm

Long, Hot Summer

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2010 @ 1:16pm

Summer of 2009

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2012 @ 6:40am

And Back to School

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 24, 2012 @ 11:10am

Explosive Personality

As Demolitions, kill 1000 Specimens with the Pipebomb.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2011 @ 10:00am

Flaming Hell, That was Close

As Firebug, kill the Husk with the Flamethrower before he hurts anyone.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2010 @ 12:53pm

Merry Men

Kill the Patriarch when everyone is ONLY using Crossbows.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2012 @ 8:44am

Blooper Reel

Turn 500 Zeds into Giblets using the M79.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2012 @ 1:16pm

Dot of Doom

Get 25 headshots in a row with the EBR while using the Laser Sight.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2011 @ 4:01pm

SCAR'd

Kill 1000 Specimens with the SCAR.

Healing Touch

Heal 200 teammates with the MP7's medication dart.
Unlocked Aug 25, 2012 @ 10:59am

Pound This

Kill 100 Fleshpounds with the AA12.
Unlocked Aug 24, 2012 @ 8:17am

Killer Junior

Kill 20 crawlers in mid-air with the M79.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2010 @ 4:20pm

Getting Chunky

Obliterate 10 Zeds at once with the Pipe Bomb.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2012 @ 2:52pm

Scientist from Hell

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2011 @ 12:56pm

Waste Disposal

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2011 @ 8:48am

Waste Land

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2011 @ 11:01am

Waste of Space

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2011 @ 10:37am

Wasted

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2011 @ 1:37pm

Warehouse Janitor

Win a Long Game on Crash on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2011 @ 2:58pm

Warehouse Forklift Operator

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2012 @ 10:18am

Warehouse Foreman

Win a Long Game on Crash on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2012 @ 2:43pm

Warehouse Manager

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2011 @ 12:02pm

Departure Gallery

Win a Long Game on Departed on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2011 @ 1:30pm

Departure Lounge

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2012 @ 10:26am

Departure Gate

Win a Long Game on Departed on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 25, 2012 @ 4:05pm

Dear Departed

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2011 @ 12:45pm

Running Late

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2011 @ 2:30pm

Missed Connection

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2011 @ 3:24pm

Train Wreck

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 26, 2012 @ 7:09am

Pile Up

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2011 @ 10:52am

Gimme a Plaster!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2011 @ 1:17pm

That Bloody Well Hurts!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2012 @ 8:45am

I'm Dying Here!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 25, 2012 @ 3:06pm

Not Dead Yet!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2011 @ 11:21am

Ice Cube

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2011 @ 11:58am

Crushed Ice

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2011 @ 2:46pm

Iceberg

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2012 @ 6:41am

Comet

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2011 @ 1:56pm

Daytrip

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2011 @ 2:14pm

Gone Camping

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2012 @ 2:04pm

Mountaineer

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2012 @ 11:35am

Park Ranger

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2011 @ 3:20pm

Neighborhood Watch

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2011 @ 10:29am

Private Security

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2012 @ 2:18pm

Vigilante

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2012 @ 10:16am

SWAT

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2011 @ 4:04pm

Slight Drip

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2011 @ 12:34pm

Burst Pipe

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2012 @ 2:27pm

Pressure Failure

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2012 @ 10:40am

Floodgate to Hell

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2011 @ 11:13am

Piece of Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2011 @ 11:15am

Pound Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2012 @ 3:42am

Fruit Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2011 @ 5:12am

Let Them Burn

Get 1000 points of burn damage with the MAC-10.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2011 @ 12:07pm

Walking in A Winter Horror Land

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2011 @ 11:43am

Silent Night, Evil Night

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2012 @ 1:08pm

I'm Dreaming of a Red Christmas

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2011 @ 6:37am

Grandma got Eaten by a Reindeer

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2010 @ 3:11pm

Merry Friggin Christmas

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Patriarch.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2011 @ 1:58pm

Cracked the Nutcracker!

[2010 Xmas] Land the killing blow on a Christmas Fleshpound with a Knife.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2011 @ 1:24pm

Can't Catch Me!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 2 Christmas Gorefasts with a Melee weapon from behind in one wave.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2011 @ 1:35pm

Toasted Jack Frost

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Scrake with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2011 @ 12:24pm

That's not Santa!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Bloats with the Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2010 @ 11:08am

Rudolph, the Bloody Nosed Reindeer

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Crawler with a Crossbow.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2011 @ 1:31pm

Not So Silent Night

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Siren with an undetonated LAW rocket.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2011 @ 12:13pm

Fending off Mrs. Claws

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Stalkers with a Lever Action Rifle without reloading.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2010 @ 3:06pm

Who Brings a Gun to a Snow Ball Fight?

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Husk with any Pistol.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2010 @ 2:12pm

Deck the Halls with Buckets o' Blood

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2011 @ 1:16pm

Tis Better to Give than to Receive

[2010 Xmas] Drop 3 Tier 3 weapons for others (with which they kill at least one Christmas Zed).
Unlocked Jan 2, 2011 @ 8:37am

Eggnog Anyone?

[2010 Xmas] Get covered in Christmas Bloat Bile and live for 10 seconds on Hard, Suicidal, or Hell on Earth.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2011 @ 1:16pm

Bad Santa

Unlock 10 of the 13 Christmas Achievements along with any Christmas Map achievement.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2010 @ 2:58pm

Back to Work

[2010 Xmas] Kill 20 Christmas Clots in one wave.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2011 @ 2:19pm

Science Got Done

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2011 @ 2:46pm

Still Alive

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2012 @ 3:40pm

This is a Triumph

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2012 @ 4:17am

I'm Making a Note Here, Huge Success

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2011 @ 4:25am

Flea Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2011 @ 11:57am

Dog and Pony Show

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2012 @ 1:56pm

3 Ring Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2011 @ 12:20pm

On Top of the Big Top

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2011 @ 12:20pm

Ringmaster

Kill the "Ring Leader" (Circus Patriarch)
Unlocked Jul 4, 2011 @ 12:40pm

Sparring with a Master

Kill a Circus Gorefast with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2012 @ 12:23pm

Assistant Homicide

Kill 2 Circus Stalkers with a Melee weapon to the back in one wave.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2011 @ 12:44pm

Seeing Double

Kill 5 Circus Crawlers with a Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2011 @ 1:50pm

Clearing Clown Alley

Kill 5 Circus Bloats in one game.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2011 @ 1:34pm

The Big Hunt

Kill a Circus Scrake with a Crossbow.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2012 @ 9:27am

Lifting a Dumbell

Kill a Circus Husk with a LAW.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2011 @ 12:58pm

Small Hands

Kill 3 Circus Clots in a wave with the Lever Action Rifle.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2011 @ 1:40pm

Elephant Gun

Land the killing blow on a Circus Fleshpound with a Pistol.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2011 @ 1:32pm

Juggling Act

Drop 5 different Tier 2 weapons in one wave.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2011 @ 3:56am

Windjammer Enthusiast

Survive 10 seconds after being screamed at by a Circus Siren on Hard or above.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2011 @ 1:34pm

Taking Down the Big Top

Kill 4 Circus Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2011 @ 1:37pm

Burning up the Midway

Kill 10 Circus Clots with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2011 @ 1:50pm

Punk'd

Unlock 10 of the 13 Circus Achievements along with any Abusement Park achievement.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2011 @ 3:26am

Sparkling in the Twilight

Kill The Vampire Patriarch Ringmaster in Bedlam
Unlocked Oct 29, 2011 @ 2:59am

Carving The Jack O' Lantern

Decapitate a burning Halloween specimen in Bedlam
Unlocked Oct 29, 2011 @ 3:31am

The Scene is Zed

Kill 250 Halloween Specimens in Bedlam
Unlocked Oct 29, 2011 @ 4:37am

Zed October

Win a Long Bedlam Match During the Halloween Event on Hard
Unlocked Oct 29, 2011 @ 5:09am

This is No Ordinary Rabbit!

Kill 25 Halloween Scrakes in Bedlam
Unlocked Oct 29, 2011 @ 2:56am

Trick, not Treat

Kill 5 Halloween Specimens with any gun without reloading
Unlocked Oct 29, 2011 @ 5:36am

Rule The Roost

Get all 6 achievements and unlock Commando Chicken
Unlocked Dec 15, 2012 @ 4:15am

Burning Irony

Kill 15 Husks with the Husk Cannon
Unlocked Dec 7, 2011 @ 2:08pm

Highlander

Kill a Scrake, a Fleshpound, and the Patriarch with the Claymore Sword within one map
Unlocked Dec 7, 2011 @ 2:17pm

Bloody Yanks

Kill 1 specimen ONLY while expending a full M4 Assault Rifle magazine
Unlocked Dec 12, 2011 @ 8:43am

Finish Him

Hit a Scrake with the M203 Rifle grenade to kill him
Unlocked Dec 12, 2011 @ 3:03pm

I love ze Healing not ze Hurting

Heal others for 3000 points of health with the MP5 SMG
Unlocked Dec 8, 2011 @ 2:13pm

Italian Meat Pasta

Kill 12 zeds with a full magazine from the Combat Shotgun
Unlocked Dec 7, 2011 @ 2:21pm

Feeling Lucky?

Kill a specimen with every shot from your Revolver for one magazine
Unlocked Dec 7, 2011 @ 2:19pm

We Have Ourselves a Cowboy

Hold dual 9mm, dual hand cannons and Dual Revolvers
Unlocked Dec 9, 2011 @ 8:08am

Snow Cone

Beat Ice Cave on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 9, 2011 @ 9:03am

Stay Frosty

Beat Ice Cave on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 9, 2011 @ 11:23am

On the Rocks

Beat Ice Cave on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 8, 2011 @ 2:42pm

Anti Freeze

Beat Ice Cave on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 7, 2011 @ 2:01pm

A Bloody Christmas Carol

Kill 15 XMas Clots, 5 xmas Stalkers, 5 XMas Crawlers, 1 XMas Siren and 1 XMas Bloat.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2012 @ 8:37am

Spec Ops

Kill 12 clots with one magazine without reloading (MK23)
Unlocked Jul 10, 2012 @ 12:06pm

Combat Medic

Kill a zed that has injured a player (M7A3 rifle)
Unlocked Jul 9, 2012 @ 8:18am

Fugly

Kill one of each type of zed in one round (HSG Shotgun)
Unlocked Jul 9, 2012 @ 8:05am

British Superiority

Kill a zed each with both the Bullpup and FN-Fal
Unlocked Jul 9, 2012 @ 9:24am

The Big One

Kill 2 scrakes with one shot (M99)
Unlocked Jul 7, 2012 @ 2:17am

Highway to Heaven

Beat Hellride on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 7, 2012 @ 8:50am

Stuck in Limbo

Beat Hellride on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 7, 2012 @ 12:57pm

Demonic Road

Beat Hellride on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 7, 2012 @ 11:53am

Devil's Co-pilot

Beat Hellride on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 26, 2012 @ 3:41pm

Historical Remnants

Kill 6 Zeds with one magazine on an MKb42, without reloading
Unlocked Oct 28, 2012 @ 11:58am

Nail'd!

Kill 4 Stalkers in a game with the Vlad9000 Nailgun
Unlocked Dec 15, 2012 @ 2:41pm

Trench Warfare

Set a total of 200 Zeds on fire with the Trench Gun in Hillbilly Horror
Unlocked Nov 17, 2012 @ 10:15am

Third Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 15, 2012 @ 2:51pm

Second Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 15, 2012 @ 3:30pm

First Cousins (Once Removed)

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 26, 2012 @ 3:24pm

First Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 26, 2012 @ 4:46pm

Grim Reaper

Get the 6 Special Halloween Achievements plus 1 Hillbilly Horror Map Achievement to unlock the Grim Reaper
Unlocked Oct 24, 2012 @ 11:22am

Soul Collector

Free the souls of the 25 Gnomes hidden on Hillbilly Horror in 1 game
Unlocked Oct 26, 2012 @ 4:46pm

Meet Your Maker!

Kill 1000 Hillbilly Zeds
Unlocked Oct 26, 2012 @ 3:44pm

Creepy Crawlies

Kill 15 Hillbilly Crawlers in 1 game with the Tommy Gun or MKb42
Unlocked Oct 26, 2012 @ 3:53pm

Rippin' It Up

Kill a Hillbilly Husk and another Hillbilly Zed in the same shot with the Buzzsaw Bow or M99
Unlocked Oct 26, 2012 @ 4:03pm

I Am Become Death

Kill 5 Hillbilly Zeds in 10 seconds with the Scythe or Axe
Unlocked Oct 26, 2012 @ 3:33pm

Fiery Personality

Set 3 Hillbilly Gorefasts on fire with the Flare Pistol or Trench Gun
Unlocked Dec 15, 2012 @ 1:17pm

Have my axe

Kill 30 Fleshpounds with the Dwarfs!? axe with back attacks
Unlocked Dec 15, 2012 @ 12:54pm

One Small Step for Man

Kill 500 Zeds with the Schneidzekk Medic Gun while you are falling
Unlocked Dec 15, 2012 @ 12:33pm

But It's All Red!

Collect all 16 Z.E.D. Gun pieces
Unlocked Dec 15, 2012 @ 12:58pm

Game Over, Man!

Have 20 Zeds you slowed with the Z.E.D. gun killed
Unlocked Dec 15, 2012 @ 12:16pm

Here is to us

Beat Moonbase on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 15, 2012 @ 3:09pm

Attempting Re-entry

Beat Moonbase on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 15, 2012 @ 3:54pm

Amusing Death

Beat Moonbase on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 15, 2012 @ 2:05pm

One Giant Leap (Back) for Mankind

Beat Moonbase on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 13, 2012 @ 12:57pm

Gimli That Axe!

Get the Not-a-war-hammer Achievement in Dwarfs!?
Unlocked Jul 6, 2013 @ 5:59am

Astro Buffer Afficiando

Beat Steamland on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 11, 2013 @ 8:41am

Modified Psychoacceleration Achiever

Beat Steamland on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 31, 2013 @ 12:18pm

Simplified Force Adhesion Afficianado

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 6, 2013 @ 5:39am

Hide and go Puke

[2013 Summer] Destroy all the Pukey the Clown dolls
Unlocked Jul 3, 2013 @ 3:12pm

Arcade Gamer

[2013 Summer] Complete the Pop the Clot, the Strong Man and the Grenade Toss games
Unlocked Jul 11, 2013 @ 6:27am

Full Charge

Have 5 Breaker Boxes 100% repaired at the same time
Unlocked Jul 6, 2013 @ 6:51am

Extended Motion Protector

[2013 Summer] Protect the Ringmaster during the escort mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times
Unlocked Jul 6, 2013 @ 6:55am

Guardian Assault Protector

Protect the ringmaster during the defense mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times
Unlocked Jul 11, 2013 @ 6:19am

Golden 3 Crown Note

Get all 3 gold bars without the carriers taking damage while they have them
Unlocked Jul 6, 2013 @ 6:36am

Single-shot Equalizer

Kill 4 different types of Zeds with headshots with 4 shots from the Long Musket or the M14 without reloading
Unlocked Jul 6, 2013 @ 6:30am

Assault Flayer Ordinance

Push a scrake back with the direct fire from a Hunting Shotgun or alt fire from the Multi-Chamber ZED Thrower
Unlocked Jul 3, 2013 @ 3:52pm

Single-Load Doom Bombardier

Kill a ZED with a direct (unexploded) shot from the Orca Bomb Propeller or the M-79/M32
Unlocked Jul 11, 2013 @ 5:58am

Turbo Executioner

Kill 5 zeds in ZED time without reloading with Dr. T's LDS or Bullpup



Dignity for the Dead

Kill 10 Specimens Feeding on Dead Teammates Corpses.

Hellish Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Demonic King of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Demon Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Boss from Hell

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Diablo Steel Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Commit-ed for life

Win a Long Game on Bedlam on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Wolf King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Devil Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hell On Earth Difficulty.

Uber Tuber

Expensive but delicious! Brought to you by Dr. Dougley and Lord Ned.

Golden Potato

Get into GLaDOS' core on Aperture.

Explosion of Love

Heal yourself plus 5 other players with one grenade

Fractional Neutron Activator

Beat Steamland on Suicidal Difficulty

Advanced Omega Wave Resonance Explorer

Beat Steamland on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Oscillating Hydrogen Transition Achiever

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty

Alpha Wave Osteooxidation Activator

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Tachyon Cytoneutralization Explorer

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Mrs. Punkd

Get 4 of 6 of the 2013 Summer Event in-game level Achievements, one Standard and one Objective Mode map completion Achievement, plus the Punk'd Achievement to unlock Steampunk Mrs. Foster

Longshoreman

Beat Fright Yard on Normal Difficulty

Gang Crew

Beat Fright Yard on Hard Difficulty

Stevedore

Beat Fright Yard on Suicidal Difficulty

Wharfinger

Beat Fright Yard on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Fork Lift Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty

Truck Driver

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty

Crane Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Shipping Magnate

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Claw Machine Master

Attach the crane hook within 125 seconds

Ex-scientist

Collect all the bile without a contamination

777

Win Fuel on the first try

Blinding Big Brother

Destroy all 30 Cameras

Fire and Forget

Kill a Halloween Fleshpound and Scrake in the same explosion with the Seal Squeal Harpoon Bomber or the LAW

Under The Weather

Use Bile or the Flamethrower to kill one of each Halloween Zed

Most Bang for the Buck

Kill 10 Halloween zeds in explosions using the Seeker 6 or the M32 within 5 seconds

Death

Beat Hell on Normal Difficulty

King Minos

Beat Hell on Hard Difficulty

Cerberus

Beat Hell on Suicidal Difficulty

Lucifer

Beat Hell on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Brain Fart

Beat Forgotten on Normal Difficulty

Agnosia

Beat Forgotten on Hard Difficulty

Amnesia

Beat Forgotten on Suicidal Difficulty

Dementia

Beat Forgotten on Hell on Earth Difficulty

No Time for Love, Dr. Jones

Win a short round on KF-Hell playing as or with Harchier Spebbington

Home Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Normal Difficulty

Micro Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Hard Difficulty

Master Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Suicidal Difficulty

Trappist Monk

Beat Siren's Belch on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Oktoberfest Master

Collect all the Beer Steins

Peasant

Beat Stronghold on Normal Difficulty

Squire

Beat Stronghold on Hard Difficulty

Prince

Beat Stronghold on Suicidal Difficulty

King

Beat Stronghold on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Rich Evil Uncle

Collect all the Treasure Bags

Cattle Class

Beat Transit on Normal Difficulty

Economy Comfort

Beat Transit on Hard Difficulty

Business Class

Beat Transit on Suicidal Difficulty

First Class

Beat Transit on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Day-trip

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty

Long weekend

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty

Serious vacation

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Moved to Paris!

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Nitro Boost!

Transit - Get the Nitro to the Objective in 135 seconds or less

Totally Metal

Transit - Kill 250 Zeds before completing the welding objective

Multi-pass

Transit - Pick up the door key

Science Hater

Transit - Destroy all the DNA vials

Doctor WHO??

Transit - Get all Objective achievements AND beat KFO Transit on Hard or above to unlock Dr Rachel Clamely.

Gone clubbing

Beat Clandestine on Normal Difficulty

Rack 'em up

Beat Clandestine on Hard Difficulty

Burned out

Beat Clandestine on Suicidal Difficulty

Hangover from Hell

Beat Clandestine on Hell Difficulty

Skull Cracker

Clandestine - Destroy 30 skulls

Cave of Wonder

Beat ThrillsChills on Normal Difficulty

Cavern of Pain

Beat ThrillsChills on Hard Difficulty

Grotto of Terror

Beat ThrillsChills on Suicidal Difficulty

Hollow of Horror

Beat ThrillsChills on Hell Difficulty

All shook up

Destroy all (15) Snow Globes


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