Torstein   Norway
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last played on Dec 3, 2017
Awyeah May 18, 2017 @ 2:59pm 
i have güd aimbot m9
IsotonicQ May 10, 2017 @ 12:44pm 
+rep u can ez win in csgo with this guy
MADRI YOU Jan 21, 2017 @ 2:55am 
Captainblueblob Dec 10, 2016 @ 1:02pm 
I was 15 when I first realized that I’m not really a man at heart, but rather a 19 foot, 10.5 inch long gatling gun strapped onto a 24,959 pound airframe.

I kept it in my whole life and this is the day I finally decide to admit it. I was designed to kill Soviet tanks. From now on, call me “Warthog.” Herein after, my official name is Warthog.

I’m having plastic surgeons attach a GAU-8 Avenger 30 milimeter rotary cannon, 1,200 pounds of titanium armor, and two General Electric TF34-GE-100 turbofan engines to my body. Sgt. Major Fairchild said I’m fucking stupid and I can’t be a jet, but I’m beautiful and I am a goddamn jet. My thought process was NOT altered back in Nam and I'm a completely sane human being, contrary to what most specialists believe. Just so you know, those specialists believe that the Earth is round. What a bunch of bullshit. Warhog out.
Awyeah Dec 10, 2016 @ 3:00am 
Captainblueblob Oct 28, 2016 @ 1:18pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx