Recent reviews by Weasel Nutter

Me likey

Scratched an itch for me that hasn't been scratched since I first played Hotline Miami. Terrific story and super satisfying gameplay. One of those game's where you'll almost finish it on your first sitting because it's so addictive and fun that you just dont want to step away.

Incredibly addictive gameplay alongside a very wholesome story, couldn't recommend this game more.

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Why play any other game when you can play this.
It is utter beauty, never have I encountered a video game as enthralling and romantic as this.
This game truly is a masterpiece.
I vow that I will stare at every word of each and every text box for 3 hours each just so I can absorb the beauty of one of the mere fractions of this game.
This game is just utter perfection.

The soundtrack is fantastic, never before have I found myself wanting to listen to the same music for hours on end.
It was obviously composed by Beethoven's ressurected corpse whilst he had an errection because by god this music is amazing.

The gameplay, although only small interactions which affected your relationship with a certain character, was phenomanal. I mean, I just can not stop myself from coming back and playing again and again.

The story
Never before has there been anything with such an enthralling story as this one. Shakespeares stories are like that of a mad man who writes out his tales by sprawling ♥♥♥♥ on a wall when compared to that of Sakura Angels story.

Overall I can easily state that this is quite obviously the best game of all time.
Far superior to these idiotic so called "half-wife" games that i have heard of.
I can only reward this game with an 11/10 because this game goes BEYOND what I thought was possible with a video game.


So If your wondering whether or not to buy this masterpiece, well, I think you know my thoughts on the matter.

An incredibly mediocre first person shooter with nothing too exciting about it.
Although I cant necessarily say its really that bad.
I'd only reccomend it for the co-op campaign as thats probably the most fun you'll get out of it.

All and all this games incredibly average and I'd only really buy it on sale.
5/10

Looks cool.
I guess...
Theres really no point in owning this.
ITs just a reskin.

Gages brother has cerebral palsy.
1010

Amazing survival game. 10/10.00000000000001

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