My silly boy has allowed his eyes to grow arrogant and rude, for this I will take him on a trip to punish land.
Sewerrat doesn't like my jokes.
Two fish are in a tank. One is driving and the other one is operating the gun.
Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.
A magician was driving down the road when he turned into a driveway.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help. Helium doesn't react.
Knowledge is knowing tomatoes are a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad, and philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.
Two chemists walk into a bar. Bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The first chemist says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second chemist goes, "That's a great idea, I'll have some H2O, too!" The bartender serves them their drinks, they both take big swigs from their glasses, and then the second chemist dies.