Tajealos
Some wanker who lives in   New Zealand
 
 
Welcome one and all, take a seat, get comfortable, and enjoy your stay!

If you'd like to find out more about me, please refer to the "Information" window.

Meme Bank
Textfaces
Lenny - ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I dunno lol - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Look of Disapproval - ಠ_ಠ
Kawaii varieties - (◔ω◔) (◔ᗜ◔) (^ ω ^) (^ ᗜ ^) (づ)づ
Dont Stop me now - ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
Caravan Palace/Robot Face - <|°_°|>

Copypastas
lolnope.

Links
Deal with it Sniper - http://24.media.tumblr.com/d98b451294d88e29503a5c03063991d6/tumblr_n4wxjlAzrg1s2nyfco1_500.gif
I HAVE NO IDEA - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t348e24vDyA
Hey, that's pretty good! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeimE8Wz6e4
Watch Your Profanity - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25f2IgIrkD4
Stop It, Get Some Help - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Deg7VrpHbM
NO GOD! NO GOD PLEASE GOD NO! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc
YES! YES! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
IT'S TIME TO STOP! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ

Current list of TV shows to watch/catch up on
- Rick and Morty
- Gravity Falls (I missed out on it while it was airing, so now I've gotta find some scummy site that'll give me a virus just for wanting to watch a TV series)
- Bionicle: Journey to One (people are saying it's crap, I'm curious as to how bad it is)
- Full Metal Alchemist (weeb alert)
- The finale of Sword Art Online (WEEB ALERT)
- Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagenn (WEEB ALERT!!!)
- Attack on Titan (F*CKIN' WEEB ALERT!!!)
- One Punch Man (LOOK AT THIS F*CKIN' WEEB HOLY SH*T!!!)
- Anything else I happen to find that looks interesting ( probably mor anmie u fokin' weeb )

Tour of Duty Progress

Tour 4: Australium Force-A-Nature

Quotes from the Digital Multiverse

June 10th, 2016
Borderlands 2 w/ DarkSkyhunter233 (regarding the True Turquiose Bandit Technical Skin):
DarkSkyhunter: Lilith or Maya?
Tjthelegokid: Lil.
DarkSkyhunter: No tatoos though.
DarkSkyhunter: So maybe a non-siren?
Tjthelegokid: Who cares? Tits.


September 7th, 2016
Steam chat w/ KingMystogan (about being home alone at night, in a storm)
KingMystogan: Should I come round and knock on windows and do creepy things to scare you :P
Tajealos: If you did I'd walk outside and hand you an open umbrella so you'd Mary Poppins the fuck outta there


January 20th, 2017
Steam chat w/ KingMystogan (about Scylla from SMITE)
KingMystogan: It's technically not pedophelia since she is over 2000 years old

January 20th, 2017
Steam chat w/ KingMystogan (about phobias)
KingMystogan: Anthropophobia
KingMystogan: What do you think that is
[RϟG] Tajealos: A fear of Furries
KingMystogan: Fear of people
[RϟG] Tajealos: No, that's called being anti-social
KingMystogan: XD


May 16th, 2017
Steam chat w/ Medceplor (as a final goodbye)
Medceplor: Seeya around
Medceplor: And remember
Medceplor: All women on the internet are really men
Medceplor: And all children are cops

Currently Online
Artwork Showcase
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Information
Please stop randomly adding me. If you like my Garry's Mod stuff, I'd recommend joining my group instead of adding me. I'll still post info about hexes and artworks on there, so it's not like you'll miss out on anything.

Before we start, some Status Information
- Offline: I'm either asleep, at Polytech, or we had a power cut. You won't get a response from me in this state.
- Online : I feel this one explains itself really... If you send me a message, 9/10 times you'll get a response from me.
- In-game : I'm playin' a game. I'll still reply to messages, but they may be delayed due to the game being my primary focus.
- Away : I probably left my PC on while I'm out somewhere doing something. You can leave a message, but don't expect a reply for a while...
- Busy : I'm workin' on something really important. DO NOT DISTURB. AT ALL.
- Looking to Play : I never use this.
- Looking to Trade : I never use this.
- Online [Mobile] : I'm doing a quick check of Steam while at Polytech or while I'm supposed to be asleep. Not much of a point talking to me here because you aren't likely to get a response.

About Me
Name: Tajealos [Tahj (as in 'Taj Mahal') - eel - loss]
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Occupation: Polytech Student
Total time wasted (as of 2/2/2017): 5781.1 hrs

Likes:
- Video games (Duh.)
- Lego (One of the most flexible building systems ever made. Period.)
- BIONICLE Generation 1 (2001-2010) (The story was awesome, the sets are awesome, they're just awesome)
- Christmas Mince Pies (F*ck the system, I'll eat them whenever I want)
- You (For taking the time to read my profile. Cheers m9 )

Dislikes:
- Spiders (KILL IT WITH FIRE)
- The Ocean (it's big, it's hard to move through without a boat, and you can't see the bottom.)
- Heights (*splat*)
- Mic-Abusing Squeakers (I'd prefer to keep my eardrums intact, thanks)
- People who try to force their fandoms on me (You like MLP? That's fine. What's that? I'm a spawn of Satan if I don't like it too? Well, I guess I can live with that...)
- People who keep spamming FNAF dupes to the Garry's Mod Workshop (IT'S TIME TO STOP!)
- Large quantities of cheese
- People who don't read descriptions
- People who steal my stuff, like Vojta_CZE™ , he tried stealing one of my artworks
- People who defend people that steal my stuff, like Sunbutter Boy! (To the rescue)

Currently:
Procrastinating with my Polytech work.

My Lists of Favourites
Favourite Games (in no particular order)
- Team Fortress 2 (Mains include Heavy, Medic and Soldier)
- Undertale (Alphys is best waifu)
- The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (FUS RO DAH ALL THE THINGS!)
- DOOM/DOOM 2 (RIP AND TEAR!)
- Borderlands 2
- Garry's Mod
- Killing Floor (£££)
- Pokemon (Particularly a fan of Gen 3, but all of them are pretty great)

Favourite TV series
- Old 90's/early 2000's cartoons on Cartoon Network probably? (I don't watch alot of TV)

Favourite Anime (Animes? What's the plural for Anime?)
- Sword Art Online
- Cory in the House

Favourite Movies
- The LEGO Movie
- All the Star Wars movies (Yes, I even enjoyed the prequels)
- Kubo and the Two Strings (Pretty Good)
- Most Pixar movies (Except Frozen, Cars 2, Planes and possibly a few others I can't think of right now)
- Zootopia (I thought I'd single this out from the other Pixar movies because it was exceptionally good, even by Pixar standards (I guess this also means I'm a furry now))
- Deadpool
- Anything with Adam Sandler

Favourite Books
- What's a book?

Favourite Music Artists
Electroswing
- Caravan Palace
- Parov Stelar
- Lyre le Temps
- Offbeat
- Bart & Baker
- Jamie Berry

Rock
- Cryoshell
- Bon Jovi
- Stan Bush

Undefined/Unidentified/Multi-Genre
- Gorillaz
- Daft Punk
- Toby Fox

Meme Emoticon Collection
Borderlands 2 -
Garry's Mod -
Half-Life 2 -
Killing Floor -
Left 4 Dead 2 -
Portal 2 -
Saint's Row IV -
Team Fortress 2 -
Undertale -

Recent Activity

1,267 hrs on record
last played on Jun 27
47 hrs on record
last played on Jun 23
35 hrs on record
last played on Jun 17
Trailblazer Jun 21 @ 10:40pm 
Don't look behind Door #2 Monty!
It's time to play "End Of the Line" by Valentine!
Ger-Ronny-Do-Ron-Ronny-Ronnn!
[SMS] ๖ۣۜAlaXe༻ Jun 4 @ 3:34am 
Reminding you that you're a great guy!
Diokat May 28 @ 1:38pm 
was wondering if i could add ya, you seem like a swood dude, but if ya dont, thats perfectly fine
Sinister | SVG May 17 @ 3:54pm 
Wazzup
Yo it's me from DeathRun accept pls :P
i glad you lived in New zealand because violence things out there its going to be out worst somedays in 2018 maybe.....