Tajealos
Some wanker who lives in   New Zealand
 
 
Welcome one and all, take a seat, get comfortable, and enjoy your stay!

If you'd like to find out more about me, please refer to the "Information" window.

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Caravan Palace/Robot Face - <|°_°|>

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Links
Deal with it Sniper - http://24.media.tumblr.com/d98b451294d88e29503a5c03063991d6/tumblr_n4wxjlAzrg1s2nyfco1_500.gif
The Enitre Bee Movie Script - http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/a1/bee-movie-script-transcript-seinfeld.html
Watch Your Profanity - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25f2IgIrkD4
Stop It, Get Some Help - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Deg7VrpHbM
NO GOD! NO GOD PLEASE GOD NO! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc

Current list of TV shows to watch/catch up on
- Rick and Morty
- Gravity Falls (I missed out on it while it was airing, so now I've gotta find some scummy site that'll give me a virus just for wanting to watch a TV series)
- Bionicle: Journey to One (people are saying it's crap, I'm curious as to how bad it is)
- Full Metal Alchemist (weeb alert)
- The finale of Sword Art Online (WEEB ALERT)
- Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagenn (WEEB ALERT!!!)
- Attack on Titan (F*CKIN' WEEB ALERT!!!)
- One Punch Man (LOOK AT THIS F*CKIN' WEEB HOLY SH*T!!!)
- Anything else I happen to find that looks interesting ( probably mor anmie u fokin' weeb )

Tour of Duty Progress

Tour 4: Australium Force-A-Nature

Quotes from the Digital Multiverse

June 10th, 2016.
Borderlands 2 w/ DarkSkyhunter233 (regarding the True Turquiose Bandit Technical Skin):

DarkSkyhunter: Lilith or Maya?
Tjthelegokid: Lil.
DarkSkyhunter: No tatoos though.
DarkSkyhunter: So maybe a non-siren?
Tjthelegokid: Who cares? Tits.
Tjthelegokid: 'Nuff said.
DarkSkyhunter: Good point.


September 7th, 2016
Steam chat w/ KingMystogan (about being home alone at night, in a storm)

KingMystogan: Should I come round and knock on windows and do creepy things to scare you :P
Tajealos: If you did I'd walk outside and hand you an open umbrella so you'd Mary Poppins the fuck outta there


January 20th, 2017
Steam chat with KingMystogan (about Scylla from SMITE)

KingMystogan: It's technically not pedophelia since she is over 2000 years old

January 20th, 2017
Steam chat with KingMystogan (about phobias)

KingMystogan: Anthropophobia
KingMystogan: What do you think that is
[RϟG] Tajealos: A fear of Furries
KingMystogan: Fear of people
[RϟG] Tajealos: No, that's called "anti-social"
KingMystogan: XD


February 1st, 2016
Team Fortress 2 with TF2 and VaL. (no context)

[RϟG] Tajealos: But whisper-shouting is my favourite past-time...
VaL.: What is your life?
[RϟG] Tajealos: My life consists of sitting on turtles and eating sponges, with a bit of TF2 from time to time.
VaL.: o.O
TF2: Is there a Ms. Tajealos?
[RϟG] Tajealos: Once human cloning becomes a thing, probably.
Currently Online
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Are you, uh, a REAL Medic?
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Information
Before we start, some Status Information
- Offline: I'm either asleep, at Polytech, or we had a power cut. You won't get a response from me in this state.
- Online : I feel this one explains itself really... If you send me a message, 9/10 times you'll get a response from me.
- In-game : I'm playin' a game. I'll still reply to messages, but they may be delayed due to the game being my primary focus.
- Away : I probably left my PC on while I'm out somewhere doing something. You can leave a message, but don't expect a reply for a while...
- Busy : I'm workin' on something really important. DO NOT DISTURB. AT ALL.
- Looking to Play : I never use this.
- Looking to Trade : I never use this.
- Online [Mobile] : I'm doing a quick check of Steam while at Polytech or while I'm supposed to be asleep. Not much of a point talking to me here because you aren't likely to get a response.

About Me
Name: Tajealos [Tahj (as in 'Taj Mahal') - eel - loss]
Age: Older than a Squeaker, and isn't that all that matters?
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Sexual Identification: Attack Helicopter Human Male
Occupation: Polytech Student
Total time wasted (as of 2/2/2017): 5781.1 hrs

Likes:
- Video games (Duh.)
- Lego (One of the most flexible building systems ever made. Period.)
- BIONICLE Generation 1 (2001-2010) (The story was awesome, the sets are awesome, they're just awesome)
- Christmas Mince Pies
- You (For taking the time to read my profile. Cheers m9 )

Dislikes:
- Spiders (KILL IT WITH FIRE)
- The Ocean (it's big, it's hard to move through without a boat, and you can't see the bottom.)
- Heights (*splat*)
- Squeakers (I'd prefer to keep my eardrums intact, thanks)
- People who try to force their fandoms on me (You like MLP? That's fine. What's that? I'm a spawn of Satan if I don't like it too? Well, I guess I can live with that...)
- People who keep spamming FNAF dupes to the Garry's Mod Workshop (IT'S TIME TO STOP!)
- Large quantities of cheese
- People who don't read descriptions
- People who steal my stuff, like Vojta_CZE™ , he tried stealing one of my artworks
- People who defend people that steal my stuff, like Sunbutter Boy! (To the rescue)

Strengths:
+ Broad Imagination
+ Unshakable Focus
+ Friendly Attitude

Weaknesses:
- Mild Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
- Poor Time Management
- The inability to grow a mustache, despite being able to grow a beard (Seriously.)

Currently:
Bein' lazy as I wait for Polytech to start again.

Miscellaneous Information
Favourite Games (in no particular order)
- Team Fortress 2 (Mains include Heavy, Medic and Soldier)
- Undertale
- The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
- DOOM/DOOM 2
- Borderlands 2
- Garry's Mod
- Killing Floor
- Pokemon (Particularly a fan of Gen 3, but all of them are pretty great)

Favourite TV series
- most old 90's/early 2000's cartoons on Cartoon Network probably (I don't watch alot of TV)

Favourite Anime (Animes? What's the plural for Anime?)
- Sword Art Online (That's right Anime community, come get me)
- Cory in the House

Favourite Movies
- The LEGO Movie
- All the Star Wars movies (Yes, I even enjoyed the prequels)
- Kubo and the Two Strings (Pretty Good)
- Most Pixar movies (Except Frozen, Cars 2, Planes and a few others I can't think of right now)
- Zootopia (I thought I'd single this out from the other Pixar movies because it was exceptionally good, even by Pixar standards (I guess this also means I'm a furry now...))
- Deadpool
- Anything with Adam Sandler

Favourite Books
- What's a book?

Favourite Songs
( Genre )
(Artist - Song)

Rock
All American Kids - Hero
Cryoshell - Gravity Hurts
Cage The Elephant - Ain't No Place for the Wicked
Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
Stuck in the Sound - Let's Go

Electro
Daft Punk - Harder Better Faster Stronger
Daft Punk - Around the World
Daft Punk - One More Time
Daft Punk - Lose Yourself to Dance

Electro Swing
Caravan Palace - Lone Digger
Caravan Palace - Rock It For Me
Caravan Palace - Black Betty
Caravan Palace - Dramophone
Caravan Palace - Wonderland
Caravan Palace - Mighty
Parov Stelar - Booty Swing
Parov Stelar - All Night
Parov Stelar - Chambermaid Swing
Parov Stelar - The Phantom
Parov Stelar - Catgroove
Lyre Le Temps - Looking Like This
Jamie Berry - Peeping Tom
Jamie Berry - Delight

( Pretty much anything by Caravan Palace or Parov Stelar really... )

Meme Emoticon Collection
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Garry's Mod -
Half-Life 2 -
Killing Floor -
Left 4 Dead 2 -
Portal 2 -
Saint's Row IV -
Team Fortress 2 -
Undertale -

Recent Activity

964 hrs on record
last played on Feb 22
31 hrs on record
last played on Feb 21
1.4 hrs on record
last played on Feb 17
Punpocalypse Feb 19 @ 5:20am 
Hey,i want to add you not for any shit,just wanna hangout,play a tf2.
Hypo Feb 18 @ 8:41am 
Main Heavy? It`s perfect!
MitziWho Feb 17 @ 6:19am 
Hey, I thought I'd stop by and say your stuff is really good!
⚙ Konstantin Horst ⚙ Jan 22 @ 12:23pm 
just follow my heals
and sneak about
becareful not to waste Uber
*steps on uber scout*
NO DON'T UBER THAT
[ KARMA ] Jan 21 @ 2:50pm 
just want to be friends,play together and stuff...
btw love your artwork
KillJoy Jan 20 @ 4:52pm 
Your awesome