Tajealos
Some wanker from   New Zealand
 
 
Welcome one and all, take a seat, get comfortable, and enjoy your stay!

Please don't randomly add me; if you like my work, please join my Steam Group instead. I always post on there when I upload something anyway, so it's not like you're missing out on anything.

About Me
Alias: Tajealos [Tahj (as in 'Taj Mahal') - eel - loss]
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Occupation: Polytech Student
Total time wasted (as of 19/9/2017): 6833.2 hrs
Summary: I'm a scrawny introverted dude who never cuts his hair, wallows in self-depricating humour and makes Garry's Mod artwork and hexes on the internet using a god-knows-how-any-years-old laptop.

Likes:
- Video games (Duh.)
- Lego (One of the most flexible building systems ever made. Period.)
- BIONICLE Generation 1 (2001-2010) (The story was awesome, the sets are awesome, they're just awesome)
- Christmas Mince Pies (F*ck the system, I'll eat them whenever I want)
- You (For taking the time to read my profile. Cheers m9 )

Dislikes:
- Spiders (KILL IT WITH FIRE)
- The Ocean
- Heights
- Mic-Abusing Squeakers
- People who try to force their fandoms on me
- People who keep spamming FNAF dupes to the Garry's Mod Workshop (IT'S TIME TO STOP!)
- Large quantities of cheese
- People who don't read descriptions
- People who steal my stuff, like Vojta_CZE™ , he tried stealing one of my artworks
- People who defend people that steal my stuff, like Sunbutter Boy! (To the rescue)

Currently:
Overwhelmed by Polytech assignments.

Notable Tour of Duty Rewards
Tour 4: Australium Force-A-Nature

Quotes from the Digital Multiverse
June 10th, 2016
Borderlands 2 w/ DarkSkyhunter233 (regarding the True Turquiose Bandit Technical Skin):
DarkSkyhunter: Lilith or Maya?
Tajealos: Lil.
DarkSkyhunter: No tattoos though.
DarkSkyhunter: So maybe a non-siren?
Tajealos: Who cares? Tits.


September 7th, 2016
Steam chat w/ KingMystogan (about being home alone at night, in a storm)
KingMystogan: Should I come round and knock on windows and do creepy things to scare you :P
Tajealos: If you did I'd walk outside and hand you an open umbrella so you'd Mary Poppins the fuck outta there


January 20th, 2017
Steam chat w/ KingMystogan (about Scylla from SMITE)
KingMystogan: It's technically not pedophelia since she is over 2000 years old

January 20th, 2017
Steam chat w/ KingMystogan (about phobias)
KingMystogan: Anthropophobia
KingMystogan: What do you think that is
Tajealos: A fear of Furries
KingMystogan: Fear of people
Tajealos: No, that's called being anti-social
KingMystogan: XD


May 16th, 2017
Steam chat w/ Medceplor (as a final goodbye)
Medceplor: Seeya around
Medceplor: And remember
Medceplor: All women on the internet are really men
Medceplor: And all children are cops

Currently Offline
Last Online 8 hrs, 22 mins ago
Artwork Showcase
It's that time of year again...
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Information
Please don't randomly add me; if you like my work, please join my Steam Group instead. I always post on there when I upload something anyway, so it's not like you're missing out on anything.

Status Information
- Offline: I'm either asleep, at Polytech, or we had a power cut. You won't get a response from me in this state.
- Online : I feel this one explains itself really... If you send me a message, 9/10 times you'll get a response from me.
- Online [Mobile] : I'm doing a quick check of Steam while at Polytech or while I'm supposed to be asleep. Not much of a point talking to me here because you aren't likely to get a response.
- In-game : I'm playin' a game. I'll still reply to messages, but they may be delayed due to the game being my primary focus.
- Away : I probably left my PC on while I'm out somewhere doing something. You can leave a message, but don't expect a reply for a while...
- Busy : I'm workin' on something really important. DO NOT DISTURB. AT ALL.
- Looking to Play : I never use this.
- Looking to Trade : I never use this.

These are a few of my favourite things
Favourite Games (in no particular order)
- Team Fortress 2 (Mains include Heavy, Medic and Soldier)
- Undertale (Alphys and Undyne are best waifus)
- The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (FUS RO DAH ALL THE THINGS!)
- DOOM/DOOM 2 (RIP AND TEAR!)
- Borderlands 2
- Garry's Mod
- Killing Floor (£££ LODS OF EMONE £££)
- Pokemon (Particularly a fan of Gen 3, but all of them are pretty great)
- World of Warcraft
- PAYDAY 2 (Hoxton and Jimmy are the best characters and you know it)

Favourite Anime (Animes? What's the plural for Anime?)
- Sword Art Online
- Assassination Classroom
- Miss Koboyashi's Dragon Maid
- Cory in the House

Favourite Movies
- The LEGO Movie
- Transformers: The Movie (One of my guilty pleasures.)
- Kubo and the Two Strings (A criminally underated film, go watch this ASAP.)
- Most Pixar movies (Except Frozen, Cars 2, Planes and possibly a few others I can't think of right now)
- Zootopia (I thought I'd single this out from the other Disney movies because it was exceptionally good, even by Disney standards. (I guess this also means I'm a furry now.))
- Deadpool (Pretty obvious why this one's on the list.)
- Hardcore Henry (If you like comically over the top violence, action and Sharlto Copley, watch this now.)
- Warcraft (Probably the only video game movie that's not just good for a video game movie, but good as a movie in general.)

Favourite Music Artists
Electroswing
- Caravan Palace
- Parov Stelar
- Lyre le Temps
- Offbeat
- Bart & Baker
- Jamie Berry

Rock
- Cryoshell
- Bon Jovi
- Stan Bush

Undefined/Unidentified/Multi-Genre/Other
- Gorillaz
- Daft Punk
- Toby Fox
- Queen
- Alesso
- Deadmau5

Favourite Memes
- Increasingly Verbose
- You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood
- One Does Not Simply
- Pootis
- AAAAAAAARGH! I NEEEEEED A MEDIC BAG!
- Anything with Ainsley Harriot

Current list of TV shows to watch/catch up on
- Rick and Morty
- Wander over Yonder (Honestly, it just looks fun)
- Full Metal Alchemist (Weeb alert)
- The finale of Sword Art Online (WEEB ALERT)
- Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagenn (WEEB ALERT!!!)
- Attack on Titan (F*CKIN' WEEB ALERT!!!)
- One Punch Man (LOOK AT THIS F*CKIN' WEEB HOLY SH*T!!!)
- The rest of Bobobo-Bobo-Bobo (It aired on Cartoon Network ages ago and it was the perfect blend of action and stupidity for me at the time; I wanna see how I react to it now as a mature adult) (Also THIS GUY GOTTA BE THE BIGGEST F*CKIN' WEEB ON THE PLANET!!!)
- The rest of Assassination Classroom (CALL A DOCTOR, THIS GUY'S WEEBNESS IS GONNA CONTAMINATE US ALL AT THIS RATE!)
- Anything else I happen to find that looks interesting ( probably mor anmie u fokin' weeb )

Meme Emoticon Collection
Borderlands 2 -
Garry's Mod -
Half-Life 2 -
Killing Floor -
Left 4 Dead 2 -
Portal 2 -
Saint's Row IV -
Team Fortress 2 -
Undertale -

Recent Activity

395 hrs on record
last played on Nov 21
1,492 hrs on record
last played on Nov 11
5.5 hrs on record
last played on Oct 31
/RCC/ Houdini Nov 5 @ 10:21am 
"Hoh hoh hoh wei wei baguette Eiffel Tower" - Yep Tajealos that's me (it's really not)
TechnoPrizm01 Oct 31 @ 11:03am 
Hapru halowee-
Oh wait I just realized it's already past halloween for you. :(
Scribbels. Oct 25 @ 12:27pm 
hey you seem cool thought i migh add you. i really like your work and love to see some more
keep up the work. and if you dont accept its fine to
Shade Dude Sep 25 @ 10:40pm 
can I add you back?
If you wanna find gravity falls go on Netflix or Hulu one of them is bound to have it and all of the episodes
Trailblazer Jun 21 @ 10:40pm 
Don't look behind Door #2 Monty!
It's time to play "End Of the Line" by Valentine!
Ger-Ronny-Do-Ron-Ronny-Ronnn!