An awesome Rogue-like. Lots of fun, lots of replayability, and lots of silly. The satirical jokes keep me entertained, and the gameplay has me coming back for more. $2.50 well spent.

This game was fun, but the later levels started to lag (I crashed on the final level a few times). Then again, I do have the minimum for processing power for this game.

Either way, it's a huge twist on the game it was based off of: Instead of keeping heroes out of your dungeon unless you turn them, you want to keep them in, make them happy, then kill them to get their lifeforce (and any gold they took from you in the process).

Monsters are different, as well. You summon pentagrams that summon between 1-5 monsters depending on individual monster strength, and must have that monster's lair within your influence first(which is gained by making monster pentagrams).

I did enjoy the keeper-vs-keeper combat, though.

All in all, the music was good, the sounds were good. The controls were pretty easy to learn. The game could get a bit laggy and glitchy, though it was overall fun. I reccomend, but I felt that $40 was too much.

I'm gonna side with the metascore and give it a 3/5

Lots of fun blowing things up. Including your friends and yourself! Which happens more often than blowing monsters up. The humor is great, the graphics are great, the spellcasting system is fantastic, and you even get to wield a sausage on a stick! Who doesn't want to beat monsters with a sausage on a stick?