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Eccentric, Irreverent, Impossible.

THE CRUX OF BEING.

Washington, United States 

"A prince being thus obliged to know well how to act as a beast must imitate the fox and the lion, for the lion cannot protect himself from traps, and the fox cannot defend himself from wolves. One must therefore be a fox to recognize traps, and a lion to frighten wolves." -Niccolo Machiavelli


"What does man actually know about himself? Is he, indeed, ever able to perceive himself completely, as if laid out in a lighted display case? Does nature not conceal most things from him — even concerning his own body — in order to confine and lock him within a proud, deceptive consciousness, aloof from the coils of the bowels, the rapid flow of the blood stream, and the intricate quivering of the fibers! She threw away the key." - Friedrich Nietzsche


"These things cannot be explained in detail. From one thing, know ten thousand things. When you attain the Way of strategy there will not be one thing you cannot see. You must study hard." - Miyamoto Musashi

"The die is cast." - Gaius Julius Caesar


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Apparently some sort of Pie God posted on October 23, 2009 @ 5:12pm
I've been watching the lemons and nothing happens.

Am I getting your name wrong?
 
Gustav Mahler posted on September 19, 2009 @ 12:56pm
i gotta tell you, i absolutely love your avatar. a fan of bach, are ye?
 
2tone posted on September 14, 2009 @ 11:42pm
We were in Weimar

Everybody had powdered wigs

Somebody went and opened a lock

And there they found a Bach

But it wasn't a Bach!

It was a Bach Lobster!
 
2tone posted on September 09, 2009 @ 5:57pm
Hello, Mr. Teal?

This is Gregg from Berry Watch.

I'm leaving you this message to let you know that your berries are safe and sound.

Thank you again for choosing Berry Watch.

I'll call you again in two minutes.
 
©o®odan posted on August 29, 2009 @ 8:24pm
That's the best joke I've heard, Himmel.
 
himmel » thesixtyone posted on August 28, 2009 @ 7:32pm
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"Our Euphoria Is Paradoxically Brobdingnagian!"

We are the definition of eccentric, and we try to work as a team whenever possible. When it is not possible, we try to cook delicious homemade pancakes. When this is not possible, it is because we have run out of the necessary ingredients (flour, milk, vanilla extract, eggs, sugar, baking soda, baking powder, copious amounts of jamaican dark rum and/or scotch whisky, balls).


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