Engineer the future now. Damn tomorrow, future now!

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Doha, Ad Dawhah, Qatar 

Ladies and Gentiles
Horses and Reptiles
I come here before you to stand behind you to tell you something I know nothing about
Next Tuesday which is Good Friday there will be a men’s meeting for women only
Admission is free, you pay at the door
The seats are empty, you sit on the floor
We’ll be talking on the three corners of the round table
One bright day in the middle of the night three brave men began to fight
Back to back they faced each other
They drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise, drew his gun and stabbed the boys
If you don’t believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
Ladies and Jellybeans,
Of the United Snakes of Asparagus,
I'm here in front of you stand in back of you
I come before you to address you,
Not to undress you

To tell you a tale
Of a crime involving a whale
Thank you for your very kind unattention,
I will now proceed to tell you about the four corners of the round table
A man with no legs ran for the fire engine,
The fire engine was drawn by four dead donkeys,
Sitting at a square round table,
Eating vinegar with a fork
One fine day in the middle of the night,
The ocean caught alight,
The blind man saw it,
The deaf man heard it,
And the man with no legs ran after the fire engine.
The engine arrived drawn by six dead horses,
Ran over the dead dog,
And half killed it

And the narrator,
With his story untold,
Meekly whispered,
Loud and bold,
The beginning words,

To the meeting's end,

You, my enemy,

Are now my friend,
Oh, I see said the blind man,
To his two deaf daughters on the disconnected telephone.

YAY!

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