MYTIME DOESN'T USE HACKS, HACKS USE MYTIME

Welcome to the Official MyTime Fan Club!

Do you catch yourself fantacising about MyTime on a daily basis? Do you consider yourself one of his #1 fans? If so, this is the group for you! Even if you're not 100% obsessed with MyTime, show some love and join the fanclub :)



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1) MyTime can pull off a quadcap... by himself
2) MyTime doesn't need to throw a pipebomb to redirect a hoarde; they run away from him in fear
3) MyTime earned the Genocidist achievement in less than 20 seconds
4) MyTime doesn't miss- he was just shooting a zombie 10 miles away
5) MyTime doesn't wear a watch because it is, in fact, always his time
6) MyTime not only has eyes on the back and sides of his head, but also on his testicles
7) In order to shave, MyTime melees himself in the face because the only thing that can cut MyTime is MyTime
8) MyTime never uses the 'ctrl' key on his keyboard; he is always in control
9) When observing MyTime melee a hunter in slow motion, one finds that he actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette, and then punches them in the face.
10) MyTime does not hunt because the word "hunting" infers the probability of failure. MyTime goes killing.
11) They were going to release a MyTime edition of Clue, but the game was too easy since the answer always turns out to be "MyTime. In The Bathroom. With a Shotgun."
12) MyTime sleeps with a pillow under his shotgun.
13) MyTime will never have a heart attack because even his heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him
14) There are no survivors, just people who MyTime has decided not to kill... yet
15) The opening scene of Saving Private Ryan is based roughly off of the first game of Left 4 Dead MyTime ever played
16) Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse kick MyTime to the face. MyTime merely unloaded his shotgun into Chuck Norris's head.
17) MyTime's first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors
18) There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and MyTime
19) If you were somehow able to land a pounce on MyTime, the hunter's whole body would shatter upon impact. This of course is only in theory, because MyTime has never been pounced.
20) MyTime is the reason why the witch is crying.
21) Originally, the character Francis was supposed to be named MyTime; but for some unknown reason this gave him supernatural powers. To counter this problem, Valve changed the character's name to a sissy girl's instead