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Inara: "No."
Mal: "See, that's why I usually don't ask."
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Handcrafters: New hands in about an hour
Fry: These new hands are great. I'm gonna break them in tonight.
🙁
Fry: "You know what I like best about you, Umbrielle? You find me
fascinating, even when I'm not claiming to be a jewel thief
or a lion tamer."
🙄
<Crow_> hmm, is there a --now-dammit option for exim?
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One day it was announced that the young monk Kyogen had reached
an enlightened state. Much impressed by this news, several of his peers
went to speak with him.
"We have heard that you are enlightened. Is this true?" his fellow
students inquired.
"It is", Kyogen answered.
"Tell us", said a friend, "how do you feel?"
"As miserable as ever", replied the enlightened Kyogen.
😷
"If it's not loud, it doesn't work!"
-- Blank Reg, from "Max Headroom"
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