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hai :3

Jordan

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THISKIDJUST IS THE GREATEST PERSON TO EVER LIVE.

comp history:
Starter Pyro/Demo - .l0gs (UGC Iron HL S8)
Backup Soldier/Pyro - ahc | (UGC Steel Red HL S9 - Gold HL S10)
Starting Roamer - .nL (UGC Silver preseason)

"Macs are the Detonators of computers. They are only good for certain things and hipsters like them" ~Huey Lewis2012

"happy i guess" ~Anon2012

"It's all in the neck." ~Addisson2012

Let's Bale: sell me
Let's Bale: a soldiah misc
Midge.l0gs #WE WON: i no has eny solly misk
Let's Bale: medick hats and meescs
Midge.l0gs #WE WON: i no has eny medik misks
Let's Bale: no hets
Midge.l0gs #WE WON: no hets
Midge.l0gs #WE WON: no hets fer u! harharhar
Midge.l0gs #WE WON: i maek self laf
Let's Bale: har har har
Let's Bale: i weel rayp u
Midge.l0gs #WE WON: :c
Let's Bale: ;c

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7:56 PM - brodysseus #ƒ: Hello there sir
7:56 PM - brodysseus #ƒ: I can provide the d
7:57 PM - i want the d: <3 all Ds

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8:35 PM - eO|Lactose: he gets so mad
8:35 PM - eO|Lactose: rips out his dicks
8:35 PM - ♥PAN Midge: ok stop there

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9:22 PM - jk! strange festive bacon medic: Hey midge why did spy cross the road?
9:24 PM - ahc | Midge: why
9:25 PM - jk! strange festive bacon medic: Because he never really was on your side

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8:20 PM - ahc | Midge: it's hard getting the right angles
8:20 PM - ahc | Gabiduo: Thats what she said
8:20 PM - ahc | Midge: oh
8:20 PM - ahc | Midge: my fucking god

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12:10 AM - cha | Midge: good night hunny buns <<<<<<<<<<<#333333333333
12:11 AM - Divinity #0 | Zairurorensu: Do you want me to get the Living Doll on yo ass?
12:11 AM - cha | Midge: i immediatly regret everything

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7:46 PM - LARGE_BLOATED_ANUS: Dude do you like my username
7:46 PM - McDickard Jr XVII: yes

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1:16 PM - BGKumbi Follower #1: NOW I REMEMBER THE 50 INCH PENIS

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12:21 AM - BoB tHe MiNi-SeNtRy↑: fuckface
12:21 AM - ahc | Midge ~editing: yes please
12:21 AM - BoB tHe MiNi-SeNtRy↑: *unzips pants*

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10:50 PM - Zomdie151: Zomdee
10:50 PM - Zomdie151: ZOMDEE
10:50 PM - Zomdie151: FUCKING ZOMDEE
10:50 PM - nL | Midge.ahc: really?
10:50 PM - nL | Midge.ahc: oh fuck ive been pronouncign it wrong

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4:54 PM - [Scrap.tf]CandyCane: Hi and welcome to scrap.tf please accept the trade before it runs out.
4:53 PM - You have accepted the trade request from [Scrap.tf]CandyCane.
4:53 PM - [Scrap.tf]CandyCane: trooled
4:54 PM - [Scrap.tf]CandyCane: hue hue hue


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no u
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Rhys Mar 19, 2013 @ 4:05pm 
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-=GHS[UA]=- Demoqueen Edan™ Mar 18, 2013 @ 11:09pm 
Midge. I just want you to know. You're the sorriest piece of shit i've ever met. You are so fucking ignorant, gay and annoying I don't even have the mental capacity to deal with your squitny eye ass anymore. You ate my 3 dogs after doing my homework then tried to drive away in my 50,000$ car and crashed it into my neighbors truck that I was going to buy off him next year for 50% off. Fuck you, you asian sunuva bitch. I hope you rot in that hellhole of yours.

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Antihero Collective
8 Members  |  0 In-Game  |  0 Online  |  0 In Group Chat

11/10/2012 - present

UGC Highlander S9 - Steel: 6-5 (PS 1-0) - Finished 11th Seed (Steel Red)
UGC Highlander S10 - Gold: 0-0 (PS 0-0)

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Leader: pastryrock
Schedulers: gabiduo and ash

Team cheerleaders:
IARENOBODY aka Timmy
midge aka jordyn

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Saturday 8pm EST vs el nino
Saturday 9:30 pm EST vs dunning-kruger effect

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Games recommended by ~asuna! -lft- _

Holy crap, this game is glorious. I'm a sucker for music games, and this is on par, if not better, than audiosurf.

The only bad thing is that with all the visuals and whatnot, it's difficult to tell the difference between my shot, the enemies' shots, or even the background. But even that's managable.

Leave a comment July 22nd, 2012 @ 2:32pm

This fucking game is a piece of shit. Seriously, it sucks so bad, I may puke, Valve has lost all my respect because of this putrid pile of shit.

Oh yea, I forgot, sarcasm is hard to detect over the internet... D:

Leave a comment July 21st, 2012 @ 11:38pm

Seriously, just buy it. It's fucking fantastic.

There should be a coop mode, though.

View all 1 comment July 17th, 2012 @ 1:59pm