Rofl Grenading into History!
The world-renowned group, The Rofl Grenade Parade, has finally made it's way to Day of Defeat: Source! Started in the depths of Moose's hilariously absurd mind, it has risen to prominence over imaginary millennia until it is now how you see it!
Rofl Grenade Paraders (or Rofl Grenadiers, as they are also known) follow a strict set of rules (see Clause 1), formed in wussy corporation meetings, which encompass a wide variety of lifestyles, such as:
- The "Reserve Trench!" Rofl Grenadier
- The "Spray and Pray!" Rofl Grenadier
- The "Scoped Ya In The Nose!" Rofl Grenadier
- The "Rocket to the Eye Socket!" Rofl Grenadier
and, of course, my favourites,
- The "My MG Wasn't Even Deployed... HA!" Rofl Grenadier
- The "I Held My Rofl Grenade One Second Too Long..." Rofl Grenadier
- The "Boris Yeltsin Standing on a Tank in dod_kalt Protesting Against a Military Coup in 1991 Soviet Russia!" Rofl Grenadier
If you do not fit into any of these lifestyles, do not worry, otherwise company cars (Ice-cream trucks, funnily enough) will run over you repeatedly until you stop.*
And it is with great pleasure, that Moose (and others) presents to you, The Rofl Grenade Parade!.. TRIUMPHANT MUSIC!
Clause 1: Rules.
1) Thou shalt wear thine tag with prideth!
2) Thou shalt always useth the termeth "Rofl Grenade" during gameplayeth!
3) Thou shalt always Rambo with MG's!
The breaking of any of these rules is punishable by a DOMINATION! or HUMILIATION! on any games.on.net server!
*Disclaimer: This is true. Ask my wooden leg.
