The co-operative fighting force

The coolest special ops-dudes (and maybe dudettes) join together to save the world from terrorists and cute little bunnies with big pointy teeth! These extreme crimefighters and terroristhunters from the beautiful yet rugged Länsi Uusimaa-region have sworn an oath to Jean-LUC Picard to keep their homeplanet safe so that Picard can focus on the rest of the universe. LUC only hide when someone speaks aloud the name of evil: The Hoff.
LUC-members never die, they just go to hell before they respawn and no server in cyberspace has ever been able to keep them from doing that. Lock 'n load cuz the LUC is in town!

Requirements for being drafted by the L.U.C.:

☑ Must own cool PC (pref. without Vista, but hey, nobody's perfect, even Win7-owners)!
☑ Must be from Länsi Uusimaa (but if you ever visit, even for a short while, you're considered a resident)!
☑ Must have an active account on Skype and a working headset for online communication!
☑ Must be accepted by the Holy Fathers of L.U.C. who have the birthright of being Evil and Undemocratic!
☑ Must be seriously cool... like a monkey... with a shotgun... and an attitude!
☑ Must be slightly crazy, but still able to co-operate with his fellow men (and possibly women, who's judging?) in the looney bin.
☑ Must be willing to (...and actually to do it...) download and use the all mighty Tamagoch... Tama... Honda... Toyota? WTF?! Hamachi!