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If you think Anime guys are sexier than real-life guys, copy/paste this onto your profile!! (You've got to admit. Lots of guys nowadays are a hella ugly.)

You think you are so smart? Hah, you idiot, you can't even spell right. I graduated top of my class in Harvard University. I have an IQ of 160. You're just a stupid imbecile compared to me. I have met Stephen Hawking himself and he's thanked me for existing on this very earth. I earn over 60 000$ a day. You're sitting infront of a computer with your little McDonalds job while I discover the universe. I despise people like you.

bon bon

Ur like, not dum. Don't act dum

Why are you so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach you, I say "konichiwa". I always ask you about your favorite anime before talking about my waifu. Youre usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with you, and how you usually act disinterested because I'm a sandnigger guy. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like 9/11 but I don't hold it against them. Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice, I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the shit I watch)