eat shit and....LIVE?!?!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all aboard me pirate ship! ( im schitzo i see a pirate shit right ON ME SCREEN! )
and come sail away come sail away
on my floating castle with ur fuckin head BETWEEN MY LEGS! nigga yeah.... let's make some groovy gravy baby.
"FUN GAMES AND FAMILY ACTIVITIES FOR YOU AND YOUR UGLY KIDS :D"
- The New York Times
"10 out of motherfucking 10"
- Adam Sessler
"There could never be a better server and if someone told us there was one, we would pull out a gun and blow their fucking brains out"
- Gamespy
"Takiton is the most tenacious i have ever had in bed"
- Your Mom
"Castle Takiton aint nuthin to fuck wit"
- Wu tang clan
"Castle Takiton is the place to be"
- Green acres
"Groovy baby yeaah"
- Austin Powers
"i wanna suck on takis wiener"
- Zippo
"You are gonna love takis nuts"
- Vince with the slap chop
"No other towels gonna clean up takis excessive sploodge puddles and if you call now we will give an extra set absolutely free"
- Vince with the shamwow
"I've finally found Thug mansion"
- Tupac
"A better place than neverland ranch for luring little boys into my bed"
- Micheal Jackson
"*Cock slurping and gagging noises*...."
- Dr. Evil
"Wait, the Dougler wants to come to....the Dougler"
- The Dougler
"The only place where i met death"
- James bond
"Hi, Billy Mays here to share with you the most important product i have ever endorsed.....CASTLE TAKTION!!!! :O"
- You know who ( it's the big guy R.I.P )
"Oh ok Takiton, fuck face, first take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!"
- Les Grossman
"I am talking scorched earth motherFUCKER, I will MASSACRE you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!!"
- Tom Cruise himself
I think we can all agree
Have faith in yourself ;)
