VELOCiTY
The kek Master and emperor of   Austria
 
 
โ„’โ„ฏ King of Kekoslovakia
sweat, tears and jew store
๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ ๐™š ๐˜ผ๐™ช๐™จ๐™˜๐™๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ฏ ๐™œ๐™ง๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™œ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ!
topkek is best kek


turntechGodhead: !8ball is velocity secretly retarded down syndrome nazi?
Intelยฎ Coreโ„ข i3: Why do you ask me?
turntechGodhead: Well fuck you too

I can no longer resist free pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front doorโ€ฆ.
- Velocity, 2016

REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab
you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zooโ€ฆ.ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongoliaโ€ฆ.hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosniaโ€ฆyou will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupacโ€ฆ you are ppoor stink turkโ€ฆ you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia โ€ฆ.fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit๏ปฟ in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey


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kek
My edited version of dem kicking rules made by BitsOfSkin, ironically his system autobooted me several times.

So, I might kick you (and verbally attack you before because why not) for the following reasons:

1) You joined and instantly ran halfway across the map for no apparent reason, or you ran away from an objective during a heist for no good reason.

2) You think this is COD or CSGO where the person with the most kills is the best.
It isn't, and you're a clueless fuck. (Possible hypocrisy effect: I might kick you for stealing my kills, if I'm extra salty)

3) You had a stealth build and/or stealth gear on a loud heist.
Or you brought ECM's on a loud heist: Fuck you and your portable inner ear cancer.

4) You had a private profile.

5) It's a free week(end) and you're a noob. (i don't run a daycare, git gud somewhere else)

6) You failed the turing test.

7) You brought an incomplete or empty perk deck (go be a retarded shit somewhere else).

8) You're a lulzy/edgy meme kiddie with an unoriginal meme name.

9) You were told how to do something and STILL fucked it up.

10) You brought FAK's, AKA Cupcakes, AKA First Aid Crap. No just... No.

11) You had trouble comprehending the 'do what the host says' rule and/or did something i explicitly told you not to do.

12) You had a shit build and brought a single deployable.

13) You brought the CTV. Fuck that ugly piece of shit armor.

14) You placed a drill 'for the lulz', i kicked you for same.

15) You have more than 100 hours and still put all your skillpoints into a single skilltree.

16) You did something related to an objective without thinking, and did it wrong.

17) You're one of those mongoloid fucks with some sort of trade/gambling/giveaway site spam in their names.

18) You're a dumb nationalist who insists on listing what country they're from.

19) You didn't get to play as Jacket, Wick or Jiro and whined about it.

20) I don't like you.

21) You're a GOfag, this is usually tied with #17.*

22) You're using a weapon with bad ammo efficiency and didn't bring a way of maintaining your ammo properly, so you try to rely on the ammo bags of others.

23) You're a cheating feck.

24) You're too stupid to communicate in proper English.

25) You decided to whine about any of the above reasons, under the mistaken assumption that i would give a fuck.

*GOfag: Person who has at least ~500 hours clocked in CSGO, and has less than ~150 hours in PAYDAY 2 or any other game, and think they already got gud in that game because of CSGO.

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Goaty Jan 17 @ 1:51pm 
I've done a great kek at your profile, many meme, yes
VELOCiTY Dec 24, 2016 @ 5:17am 
wew lad, you better not say that dank shit in my face
Idobbz Dec 24, 2016 @ 4:00am 
normie. dead memes -rep
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
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You have been visited by the sexy wall of Trump, copy and paste this to
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Mato Feb 14, 2016 @ 5:34am 
Stealth? B)))