We like cheese!

This group is for people who like cheese! If you like cheese or think it is funny, or can imagine a monkey eating cheese, message me and tell me about one of your cheese experiences. If it is cheezy enough, I'll send you an invite. When you join, please change your name to include: (}some cheese-related title{) yourcurrentname.
Cheese forever!

<<MISSION: CHEESE DEFENSE>>

You, <subject name here>, are charged with defending the cheese from all hostile forces. In a case of the possible death of the cheese, you will be expected to give your life for the cheese. This is the greatest honour you could possibly achieve. While we hope all will live to crush the enemy, you will be glad to give up your life when asked, for the sake of the glorious cheese. Your comrades will avenge your death. If you are alone, do not sacrifice yourself or the cheese will surely be lost. Destroy the enemy and try to stay alive. If they kill you, all will be lost and we will lose the great and all-powerful cheese. Good luck soldiers, go out and fight for the cheese.