GROW A PAIR OF BALLS KID

maybe you can contain your pathetic cringepilled uwu femboy spurt with a tissue, but MY loads? There is no finite amount of paper that can stop them. My 2 foot long sigma-male schlobber shoots loads that pierce straight through tissues, clothes, skin, bones without the slighest resistance, because that's just how strong and based i am. My ejaculations reach Mach 4 in less than 1 second, my jizz geyser could shoot straight into the ozonosphere and make a second hole in it. I have killed far too many people, accidentally or not, with my masturbation to take it so lightly. I'm the sperminator, and you'd better pray you never find yourself on the wrong side of my cumzooka, cause you wouldn't like the consequences.

Gotta be the best pirate I've ever seen

+rep gamer chad

+rep He does a significant amount of trolling

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