Sharkle_Bunwich²
Bill Cosplay   United States
 
 
#DelistPayday3 #BankruptStarbreeze

R.I.P. Kyzriel 12/8/18. You will be missed dearly.

Hi, I'm a 31 year transwoman that mainly enjoys video games and analyzing them alongside other entertainment mediums. I'm also a huge gearhead for both cars and computers with a dazzle of appreciation for aviation as well. Feel free to add me if you'd like! I'm all about hanging out, playing video games, and talking about stuff. If you're looking for another kind of "fun" you've come to the wrong place. I'm taken, and my closed poly triad of the two best partners a girl could ask for is my life fuel. <3

If you're one of the bozos that get upset over me being trans or poly, or if you're someone that feels the need to copy and paste that tidbit on the SPUF to win an argument: Just know that your hatred only makes me stronger. <3

I used to have a funny "real name" but it seems you're not allowed to have fun here or you'll be reported and Steam will agree with them and take action against you rather than the person harassing you with outlandish false claims about your character. If you're curious as to what the name was look up the bit when Stephen Colbert was addressing the donation names for his Colbert Super PAC when he used to be funny. If you just watched it and wondered to yourself, "How is that bad when Steam allows and sells such heinous adult games by the truckload," I wonder the same thing. It seems pretty tone deaf.

I'm allowed to interact with the kinds of people I feel comfortable hanging around with. That is a basic human right. Unfortunately, I have to make this disclaimer because I can't simply just list who I don't want to talk to. To some people that's apparently "bigotry" or "elitism" and Steam will agree with them, so if you add me I will have vet you with some questions. Sorry, I'd love to have it all on display here for you so you can make your best judgement and walk away if you don't like what you see but, evidently, I can't. Don't blame me, blame Valve.

For what I can say... DON'T add me if:

- You want to trade. I have nothing for sale.
- You're under 18. Nothing personal, I just don't believe adults should be wanting to befriend and hang around children.
- You're a bigot towards a group of people due to factors that are completely beyond their control.

P.S. If you're going to comment on my profile being a salty baby you better have your profile comments open as well or else it will be deleted. Don't clap at someone if you can't handle it in return.

Discord (preferred method of communication) : sharkle_bunwich
Specs
PC:

CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 5800X @ 4.95GHz (Auto OC)
Cooler: ARCTIC Freezer 34 eSports DUO (Red)
GPU: 10GB LHR EVGA GeForce RTX 3080 XC3 Ultra Gaming
MOBO: MSI MAG B550 Tomahawk
RAM: 32GB (4 x 8GB) CL16 G.SKill Trident Z RGB Series DDR4 3200MHz
SSD 1: Samsung 860 EVO 500GB
SSD 2: Western_Digital Black SN850X 1TB
HDD 1: 64MB Cache Western Digital Black 2TB
HDD 2: 128MB Cache Western Digital Black 6TB
HDD 3: (old/dying) 64MB Cache Western Digital Green 2TB
Case: NZXT H440 Steel Mid Tower Case (Red/Black)
Case Cooling: 2 x 120mm 2nd Gen FNv2 NZXT Stock Fans (Front), 1 x 120mm ARCTIC BioniX F120 (Red) (Front) and 1 x 140mm ARCTIC BioniX F140 (Red) (Rear)
PSU: Some 1200W Thermaltake I bought like 15 years ago that still isn't dead.
OS: Windows 11, 64-bit

Peripherals:

Monitor 1 (Main): MSI Optix MAG240CR 24" Curved, 1080P, 1ms response time @ 144Hz
Monitor 2: MSI Optix G24C 24" Curved, 1080P, 1ms response time @ 144Hz
Headset: HyperX Cloud Revolver S
Microphone: Blue Microphones Snowball iCE (White)
Speakers: Genius GX Gaming SW-G2.1 2000 (2 x Speakers / 1 x Subwoofer)
Keyboard: 2014 Razer BlackWidow Ultimate Stealth
Mouse: HyperX Pulsefire Haste (Red/Black)
Mouse Pad: Sheet Metal Insignia Dual-Sided (Control & Speed Surfaces)
Controller 1: Standard Xbox One Controller (Black)
Controller 2: Standard Xbox One Controller (White)
Controller 3: Standard Xbox 360 Wired Controller (White)
Controller 4: pdpgaming Afterglow Deluxe+ Audio Wired Controller for Switch (RGB)
Controller 5: Thrustmaster TMX Force Feedback Racing Wheel
Virtual Reality: Gen 1 HTC Vive with 2 x 1.0 Bases
Review Showcase
I actually, um, "obtained" a copy of this game through questionably legal means and played it. Upon completion I realized something...

You don't steal from family.

Jokes aside, none of that happened. I played it at a friend's house on his Xbox and just wanted to be funny. But! Did you know this game was co-developed by Vin Diesel's own personal video game studio? Did you even know Vin Diesel founded a game studio? That's wild isn't it?

One quick thing to get out of the way before writing this review: DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, BUY THE DELUXE EDITION/SEASON PASS. THEY'RE ALL MULTIPLAYER-ONLY CONTENT AND THE MULTIPLAYER IS DEAD.

I know what you're probably thinking. Why the heck is this reject writing an actual serious review of Fast & Furious Crossroads and, more importantly, why are they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ recommending it? I'll preface this by saying I *ONLY* recommend this game when it's on sale for under 20 freedom bucks. At it's regular retail price ($39.99) nearly 2 years later you're getting a 4 hour single player campaign with a dead multiplayer... not that it ever had a robust multiplayer to begin with. It was dead on arrival. By that I mean there was was an all-time peak of 21 players. Yes, seriously. Twenty-one. It's a shame because looking at the menus and customization there really is a lot of depth there and it seems like they were really banking on the multiplayer to actually carry this game along. This review will be about what is available in the package; the single player.

Fast & Furious Crossroads is borderline incompetent. Its design, physics, gameplay, controls, and basically everything when it comes to the interactivity between the player and the world are so archaic and buggy you'd think it was made by some fresh grad kids who were handed the license and told to churn something out ASAP to capitalize off Fast 9's upcoming release. You'd be surprised to learn that, no actually, this was mainly developed by a studio who has had not one, not two, not three, not even four, but FIVE RACING GAMES under their belt in the last 11 years before F&F's release. Major ones too. We're talking about franchises like Project CARS and Need for Speed: Shift here!

So, why do I recommend it? Because, despite it being broken beyond belief, Fast & Furious Crossroads is one of the most entertaining experiences I've ever had. This game is busted to the point of being absolutely hilarious. This is something that's best experienced with your friends either watching you play or taking turns playing. It's the equivalent of video game junk food. The story is nonsensical. The graphics are absolutely horrendous, the gameplay and narrative are ridiculous and sometimes difficult to follow but you'll be laughing your asses off the whole way. It was entertaining enough for me that I actually felt bad about not paying the price of admission for this masterpiece so I gave Vin Diesel $16.

It's worth mentioning that there does seem to be a bit of passion in this game's development and will probably satisfy Fast & Furious fans. I can't exactly confirm it but there's various nods to the older films in the franchise in the dialogue, there are collectibles that give you facts and trivia about the movies as well, and the game features three of the original cast in where all three characters are actually played by their movie actors. It's a shame that you're forced to mostly spend time with two new characters for this game's story that just truly and honestly suck but, overall, this is a good time and you definitely should get the boys over, pop a couple of cold ones, and get hammered while playing this ridiculous piece of ♥♥♥♥.

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Sharkle_Bunwich² Mar 9 @ 9:20pm 
v And community banned. Thanks for playing. <3 v
BABASKITZ Mar 9 @ 11:24am 
mentally handicapped furry no one ever loved you
Sharkle_Bunwich² Mar 7 @ 7:24am 
v Well he's too much of a coward to tell me what this means so I'm just going to assume its some edgy hate sh*t.
Malvado Mar 7 @ 6:51am 
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Sharkle_Bunwich² Mar 4 @ 6:31am 
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Quote from an alleged bisexual whose biggest complaint about me is that I don't want to befriend children. 🤔🤔🤔
Sharkle_Bunwich² Mar 4 @ 6:22am 
This pedo is projecting his desires onto me be very hard.