Capitalism, ho!
Group selectively made for the coolest cats in town. You want in with us? Prepare for some super rachet group initiation.
The BAMFs:
Adrienne (Adrie) - If you try fucking with this bitch, she probably won't even understand you. She's the Psyduck to our Misty, she's the butter to Ed's toast. She mack all the dudes up. She's also high 24/7.
Chandler (Channy) - The rachet of rachets. The bitch of the bitches. Mess with this guy and he'll scratch your eyes out. Even if you say the smallest thing to offend him, prepare for your self-esteem to be shoved down the toilet.
Jeff (Jeff) - He commands dragons and his anime moves worlds. Test this guy and he'll whack your head with a baseball bat. You think you're on equal footing with him? Snap, crackle, pop, he'll rip your apart with his cold German hands.
Jess (Jess) - Group pushover, we use her as a footstool. She's a rock-solid footstool, though. So mess with us and we'll use her to bash your skull in. I DONT KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
Korryn (Korneh) - The cutest and youngest of the bunch, but also the most mature. And I don't just mean body-wise, either. She'll seduce you and then slap you with a tuna fish and then you're running home to momma with your "tail" between your asscheeks.
Melissa (Melly) - BAM! 'Nuff said. Don't underestimate her pink cuteness. She'll electrocute you with her Pichu and then blow your brains out. OH YES. Watch out Directioners, she's got a bone to pick with you.
Sam (Sam) - THE MEXICAN. That should scare you enough already. He's the meanest, toughest, saltiest bad guy in town. Derp, derp, derp. CRY YOU SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED TEENAGERS.
