I'm vicious, so delicious. HateRs back off my cornflakes, mmmmkkkkkkay?

Lauren

Kansas, United States 

[IF YOU'RE GOING TO RANDOMLY ADD ME, YOU BETTER TELL ME WHY AND HOW YOU FOUND ME! >;/ This is getting annoying. And don't add me like, a week after we've gamed together and you're on the opposite team, I won't remember you and I'll think you're full of shit anyway.]


My name is TEETH.

No, I'm not 12.
No, I'm not a little boy or girl.
I'm a 20 year old, fully developed ladygirl. And I don't use a voice changer, you terrified cyber pedos.


I like to bitch and nag because I like to have my way. If you don't like sitting in my lobby, then stfu or gtfo. Calling me names and then raging just makes you look even more lame than you really are. Thank you! <3

Anyway, I'm not a nub. I'm not a Hunter expert, but my 25s and trick jumps are getting more frequent. I know my Smoker ledge grab and death pull areas, even though I usually don't succeed LOL. And I used to hate Boomer, but we're fucking best friends now. Don't hate on this.

I'm a good teammate because I listen... most of the time. I can be stubborn. I like to rush sometimes, but I won't leave my teammates behind. And I know that teamwork, no matter if you're survivor or special infected, is vital in this game.

I'd like to be able to play competetively some day, so if you're down to teach an awesome girl new stuff and have her on your team, pick me! Pick me! <3

My deviantART, featuring my L4D Fanart too

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